Ahah, I love the warning! After all the work you've done, you BB writers deserve more than anyone else the right to spam you fics!

Living in a basement flat, I can tell you, luring your victim in one can remedy the landline problem (preferably if your character has a shit phone).

I was thinking of Agatha Christie's The Herb of Death the other day. Although there is no reason why, I can't see a digitalis poisoning being featured in a modern book anymore... Fictional murders have become too refined and complicated...