He was feral, born on my porch and as a kitten would always hiss and growl whenever I'd try to get into my own apartment. He was so snarly and grumpy he just had to be Kanda. Then when he was about 3 months, I gave him a toy. He killed it. The next day he ran into my apartment and I can't get him to leave

It does. I didn't even realize that Lewis had his own show. I loved Inspector Morse back in the day (though if I had been Lewis I would have shot the man, just saying)