I would probably fess up to the old stuff if I hadn't been dumb enough to put my real name on it. Like for years if you googled my real name, you'd find my fanfic. It's finally faded away so you'd have to dig really deep to find anything. But I have this fear that one day my boss will find out I've written explicit Wincest and I can't even decide if that's irrational paranoia or not.