Yep crackpot. I don't know what it is about humans but we've been coloring our skin since our earliest civilizations. I don't mind wearing base since my coloring is uneven and I like change so i can do up my eyes as I like but i can also live just fine without it

But while I do honestly know a ton of these 'anti-Mary Sue's' it just seems that if I pick up an amateur detective novel (which aren't my favorite but they are my LIBRARY's faves) i know i'm going to see that same woman retred again and again