It's an appetizer?? Yes, wedges are big fat chips. Yum. I'm hungry now and I have to wait for Helen to get back from her on-call before I can eat. Bah.

Don't tell her that! Those fancy dogs are paying for Christmas. The moments when I put a two hour film screening on for my students and pocket two hours' pay for it do make me wonder if I'd be first off the balloon. H's twin sister is an advertising copywriter, though, so maybe she'd be first of all?