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cornerofmadness) wrote2007-12-09 12:52 am
cornerofmadness) wrote2007-12-09 12:52 am
Dear Neighbors
Dear Neighbor Across the Street
Your chickens are loose. AGAIN. If I hit one, i'm not telling you. I'll just pop it into the garbage bag in my trunk and take it home for dinner.
Dear Unknown Neighbor
Thanks for crashing into my mail box. That makes it special. And apartment? What's up with the sound? I can hear EVERY god damn 18 wheeler going down the road but you muffle the sounds of someone sliding into the mail box row (Crushing only mine)
Dear Trucker Neighbor
While I do not begrudge you your choice of decorations, could we PLEASE at least screw your Harley Davidson plaque into the shutters in a manner that isn't crooked. Kthx
Dear Neighbor who first welcomed me here
THANK YOU for having a cat box on your porch. You and I can stand against the bitch neighbor who's causing troubles for Roy and the kittens
Dear Furry Neighbors
Just because I come out the door does not mean I'm feeding your furry butts. If you already HAVE food in the bowl that means it's highly unlikely MORE will be joining those nuggets. Clinging to the laundry basket I'm hauling outside will not earn you treats.
Dear Self
Keep the hell out of Big Lots!
and until my writer friend DTB reminded me I had totally forgotten that I was doing the 70 days of sweat (i.e. you write every day for 70 days) well it's not like i've been slacking.
so here come the word counts again, but just raw word counts, no fancy counters since i have no real goal other than to write every night.
today - 2675 words.
Your chickens are loose. AGAIN. If I hit one, i'm not telling you. I'll just pop it into the garbage bag in my trunk and take it home for dinner.
Dear Unknown Neighbor
Thanks for crashing into my mail box. That makes it special. And apartment? What's up with the sound? I can hear EVERY god damn 18 wheeler going down the road but you muffle the sounds of someone sliding into the mail box row (Crushing only mine)
Dear Trucker Neighbor
While I do not begrudge you your choice of decorations, could we PLEASE at least screw your Harley Davidson plaque into the shutters in a manner that isn't crooked. Kthx
Dear Neighbor who first welcomed me here
THANK YOU for having a cat box on your porch. You and I can stand against the bitch neighbor who's causing troubles for Roy and the kittens
Dear Furry Neighbors
Just because I come out the door does not mean I'm feeding your furry butts. If you already HAVE food in the bowl that means it's highly unlikely MORE will be joining those nuggets. Clinging to the laundry basket I'm hauling outside will not earn you treats.
Dear Self
Keep the hell out of Big Lots!
and until my writer friend DTB reminded me I had totally forgotten that I was doing the 70 days of sweat (i.e. you write every day for 70 days) well it's not like i've been slacking.
so here come the word counts again, but just raw word counts, no fancy counters since i have no real goal other than to write every night.
today - 2675 words.
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You know, nicely.
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Also - cute kitten story.
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Ever watch Mystery Science Theater 3000? I love when day do deir Scandanavian accents on dah show. Of course, den dere's Da Yoopers who did dee song, "Da Tirdy Point Buck" and "Da Second Week uh Deer Camp". :-)
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