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cornerofmadness) wrote2009-12-04 11:24 pm
cornerofmadness) wrote2009-12-04 11:24 pm
Go Out with a Bang
I forgot to mention (a lot of things...) that this is the time of year i do my reproduction lectures and the whole lot of us turn 12 again. We do illuminate a few sexual misadventures the medical ones will see. I was explaining how penile fractures happen and a little voice from the back goes 'YOU CAN BREAK IT!!!' yes, you can. 'HOW!!!' by a) falling on it b) overenthusiastic sex c) masturbating too hard d) why is everyone laughing???
Flash up a picture of the female bits. Points - this is the clitoris. It's there for a reason. learn it.
Forgot to mention that almost all my holiday cards are out. I found a bunch in storage over the summer and after I addressed two of them I realized these were those odd shaped non-machinable extra postage cards so the rest are going inside of packages and otherwise hand delivered since I'm cheap. If you forgot to sign up there's about three other posts you can sign up for a card. Remember if you don't chances are i won't remember you want one.
Forgot to mention that the bar had a cat in it and he wanted to be with me. Hector is a foundling and the bar's owner did take the cat home about 5 miles away but the cat keeps coming back to the bar. THAT is where he wants to be and so he is.
Flash up a picture of the female bits. Points - this is the clitoris. It's there for a reason. learn it.
Forgot to mention that almost all my holiday cards are out. I found a bunch in storage over the summer and after I addressed two of them I realized these were those odd shaped non-machinable extra postage cards so the rest are going inside of packages and otherwise hand delivered since I'm cheap. If you forgot to sign up there's about three other posts you can sign up for a card. Remember if you don't chances are i won't remember you want one.
Forgot to mention that the bar had a cat in it and he wanted to be with me. Hector is a foundling and the bar's owner did take the cat home about 5 miles away but the cat keeps coming back to the bar. THAT is where he wants to be and so he is.
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haha yes indeed they are. I've never really understood the need for some of th ose cuts, like that mohawk (but she did it very well). then again I've always owned hunting dogs that require little grooming (barring that dumb as dirt Irish setter)
hahaha ad copywriter, sounds good. But i think i'd kick my lawyer friends o ut of the balloon first (hey maybe i'll get to live after all)
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I grew up with cats, no grooming required. Really want to get a cat now but have an upstairs flat, sadly.
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aw too bad. cats fit my lifestyle better. i'd like to get another. Roy has decided he prefers living outside