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Help my depression

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Why am I depressed? Not ONE student thought my kitty cd-rom was cool. No one looked at it. Hell, they barely wanted to dissect. Whine all you want guys, these kitties have to last 8 more weeks. They ain't going to get any better smelling. Yes you must cut into them. No, you can relax I will NOT touch you with my gloves if they're dirty so if I touched you you know I'm barehanded or freshly re-gloved. Yes I DO put my tools in my pants pocket. I'm used to touching this stuff and being covered in toxic goo, relax. I'm not dead yet. Yes, i DID touch it with my bare hands. Just don't you do it. If you scream, you best be gushing blood and not because embalming fluid spat at you! And yes you will all be vegetarians by the end of this because I can't help making food references. Deal with it. Pathology/Physiology/Anatomy are ripe with these analogies. It makes a quick point

Dear Student #1 - okay, so you've done this before, telling me that does NOT make me let you out of lab. I put YOU in charge of helping your fellow students.

Dear Student #2 - Asking me which labs the lab practical is one while I'm HANDING OUT the test makes me want to embalm you. Don't do it.

Dear Lab Company - don't know where the fuck you get these anemic cats but damn, either you send me catzilla or some scrawny bastard even I can't find the muscles on.

Dear Students in general - you've beaten me. I'll only put two muscles from the cats on the exam Latissimis Dorsi and Serratus Anterior. You got a 50/50 shot so expect me to ask you WHAT THEY DO!! And expect these cats back when we get to organs and no whining then or else I'll pull the organs out and tag them sans reference points. I swear it.

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I think I named mine of my own volition because I'm sick and twisted like that. And despite my earlier claim that I managed to stay away from Charlotte's Web allusions, the harder I think about it, the more I think I named the poor little oinker Wilbur.

As for handling snakes...oh, I could tell a story or two. But I'm good.

Bwahahahahahaha*gasp*hahahahahahaha!

*wipes tears*

Yeah.

I just bet you are.

I've certainly been told that a few times before. *giggle*

*snarfs*

You weren't eating or drinking anything, were you? /innocent

This time, no. *grins* I've learned my lesson it would appear.

(That, and the wine bottle is all the way in the kitchen, all of six feet away.)

Well, if it's THAT far away. *nods*

*grins*

Well, if it's six feet away....

Now it's farther. I moved it when I cleaned the kitchen. It's probably nine feet now. But, unlike last night, that isn't going to stop me tonight. I think I rather need a glass.

COM and I were discussing her having a margherita this evening.

...now I'm going to have to make a "lush!" icon with Roy and his scotch bottle, I see it now.

i could use that.

I figured you might want one.

Oooh. I'm so glad you reminded me I wanted wine. I got all distracted by something else. *goes to get it right now*

i have beer

*toasts you with her Chianti*

Chianti is good, tequila is better

Tequila is good, Grey Goose vodka is great. *grin*

oh yes. Tanguary gin is even better

Oh my God - you're so my new drinking buddy.

Tanqueray and tonic with extra lime is SO my drink.

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That's right, start drinking now, avoid the rush. Lush. Whatever.

*snorts*

*I* am not a lush. *Davy* is a lush.

Oh, great. Now I'm just imagining FMA icons with D.J. quotes on them.

"I AM Standing Up" (for Ed, of course)

"...And that's when I started drinking...." for the lush icon

I wonder what else I could come up with.

HEE!

And of course the David ARMSTRONG Jones.

Oh, Blockbuster was out to kill me tonight. I went to use my two free rental coupons that would have expired today, and I had my hopes up that I'd just looked in the wrong place for the FMA disks the other day - but no, no luck. Cowboy Bebop was there and several other animes, but no FMA. And then they ran an ad for some new movie called Havoc that I have no idea what it's about but instantly made me wish I had FMA.

And then there was something else, but I don't remember what now. I just remember thinking, Dammit, I hope my DVD's get here tomorrow!

bebop was okay

Hmmm...not sure if the David ARMSTRONG Jones would work as well...hmmmm...but still funny. Hmmmm. That might need to be an animated icon. *thinks*

Blockbuster hates you, doesn't it? *pets Meg* I'm sure you'll get the DVD's soon!