Help my depression

[cornerofmadness]

give this meme a shot Give me a title to a story you think I should've written, including (if you wish) fandom and pairings, and I'll write a summary who knows you might inspire me to write something.

Why am I depressed? Not ONE student thought my kitty cd-rom was cool. No one looked at it. Hell, they barely wanted to dissect. Whine all you want guys, these kitties have to last 8 more weeks. They ain't going to get any better smelling. Yes you must cut into them. No, you can relax I will NOT touch you with my gloves if they're dirty so if I touched you you know I'm barehanded or freshly re-gloved. Yes I DO put my tools in my pants pocket. I'm used to touching this stuff and being covered in toxic goo, relax. I'm not dead yet. Yes, i DID touch it with my bare hands. Just don't you do it. If you scream, you best be gushing blood and not because embalming fluid spat at you! And yes you will all be vegetarians by the end of this because I can't help making food references. Deal with it. Pathology/Physiology/Anatomy are ripe with these analogies. It makes a quick point

Dear Student #1 - okay, so you've done this before, telling me that does NOT make me let you out of lab. I put YOU in charge of helping your fellow students.

Dear Student #2 - Asking me which labs the lab practical is one while I'm HANDING OUT the test makes me want to embalm you. Don't do it.

Dear Lab Company - don't know where the fuck you get these anemic cats but damn, either you send me catzilla or some scrawny bastard even I can't find the muscles on.

Dear Students in general - you've beaten me. I'll only put two muscles from the cats on the exam Latissimis Dorsi and Serratus Anterior. You got a 50/50 shot so expect me to ask you WHAT THEY DO!! And expect these cats back when we get to organs and no whining then or else I'll pull the organs out and tag them sans reference points. I swear it.

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...not sure if the David ARMSTRONG Jones would work as well...hmmmm...but still funny. Hmmmm. That might need to be an animated icon. *thinks*

Blockbuster hates you, doesn't it? *pets Meg* I'm sure you'll get the DVD's soon!

[mjules.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Yeah, the obvious differences between the two 'Armstrong's is kinda funny. "Related...?"

And yes, it does, but I got the first disk today! I just went down and got my mail a couple of minutes ago. Don't ask me why I haven't watched it yet; I'll just mumble something about Charlotte and Mike and fighting and cigarettes.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

All right, I won't ask you. I won't.

But I want to hear squeeing when you do watch. *laugh*

[mjules.livejournal.com]

*Laugh* I'm sure the whole world will hear squeeing when I watch it. Right now I'm obsessed with my May-December couple because they're actually talking to me. I'm so easily distracted.

You should have seen me trying to clean/pack today. I swear to God I have ADD - out of sight, out of mind. I'd leave one project to get something I needed to finish it, another one would catch my eye and I'd get started on it instead, and the cycle would repeat until I had at least twenty projects started and abandoned in the middle. It drives ME crazy.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

So, you're saying you need blinkers on?

[mjules.livejournal.com]

No, what I need is a manager. *laughs* Or, preferably, someone to do all the work FOR me while I read manga. (Which I've started on.)

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

YAY!!!

I'm dying for COM to catch up to me...issue 56 is killing me. Killing, I'm telling you.

[mjules.livejournal.com]

Well I'm on Issue 1. I'm waaaay behind. *G*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I started with #38

[mjules.livejournal.com]

Cheat!

*laugh*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes well I've seen the whole beginning stuff.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Hee. You'll find yourself making time to catch up, if you're anything like I am.

[mjules.livejournal.com]

Sleep? What's that? *G*

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I have it under advisement that sleep is highly overrated.

[mjules.livejournal.com]

*nods*

I just watched the ep where Ed passes his state exam... and had the thought... he really wouldn't appreciate being called the Magic Flower Alchemist, would he? *Giggles and runs from Ed*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah he'd be pretty ticked

[mjules.livejournal.com]

And he REALLY wouldn't like my constant urge to hug him to pieces.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

not at all. Roy probably would

[mjules.livejournal.com]

...hugging to pieces was not what I had in mind for Roy.

*innocent*

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

No. No he would not. Ed-muse is actually horrified, with his mouth hanging open and his brows knotting and he's muttering whether alchemy works through computers. *grin*

[mjules.livejournal.com]

whether alchemy works through computers.

Well, Roy seems to think it works through phone lines, as often as he's threatened to incinerate Maes over the phone.

And yeah, I think tormenting Ed may be one of my very favorite pastimes. My God, I'm turning into a sadist.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Oh it's fun. You only hurt the ones you love

[mjules.livejournal.com]

*tilts head* Well if you draw the line between hurt and harm, I suppose, because there are some people (*coughTuckercough*) that would pay a great deal of money to cause a great deal of very harmful pain.

But as far simple tormenting? Of course. *ruffles Ed's hair*

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Tormenting Ed is fun, though. It's going to be a hobby of mine for a long time. *laugh*

[mjules.livejournal.com]

Well he just reacts so beautifully! You can't help but keep prodding for reactions.