Too Many Of You Fellas Are BentChapter 5 – The LiaisonsA scandalous assignation (or two).
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The morning after the party, most of the staff turned up at CI5 headquarters feeling worse for wear. Apart from Dave, who had retired now and could sleep in at home. And Cowley. Being Scottish he could drink everyone under the table twice over, so he was bright eyed and bushy tailed as ever. He barked orders at the half asleep Bodie and Doyle, then shooed them out of his office as he was expecting an important phone call from the Minister.
So they went to sit in the break room just to gather their strength before going out on the assignment.
“Looks like our matchmaking with Lucas and McCabe worked, didn’t it?” said Doyle, yawning. “Only took a nudge to start them off.”
“Yeah. It was all us, they did nothing.” Bodie smirked as he made extra strong coffee for them both.
“We might be into
covering for them mode now though.”
“We must be careful. Cowley won’t like his agents getting off with each other.”
“Hmm…he won’t, will he. S’pose we’ll have to distract him.”
“With bottles of scotch, aye laddie. Keep him drunk all day.” Bodie’s Scottish accent was not very good.
“Drunk all day. Imagine.” Doyle grinned.
Then Cowley shouted for them, and they hurried off to listen to a lecture about how he suspected someone had spiked the punch last night, did they know anything about it? And at a party with little alcohol, why had the majority of guests fallen asleep during the presentation of Dave’s gifts and cutting the cake? Some had snored so loudly it had interfered with the speeches.
Bodie and Doyle however, looked the picture of innocence, smiling sweetly at their boss.
“Luckily for you two, despite all that, Dave told me what a wonderful time he’d had, he was touched by how deeply people appreciated him. So it turned out alright in the end,” finished Cowley, still staring suspiciously at his agents. “Anyway. Away with you on your assignment today. I'll be keeping a very close eye on you, laddies.”
“Yes, sir,” they chorused, sidling out of the office door together. Luckily the case was just a stakeout as they didn't feel up to much else today.
“He knows what we did, for sure,” said Doyle, rubbing his eyes as he settled into the driver’s seat.
“Think he’ll punish us?”
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