Currently at the bakery...

May. 23rd, 2026 12:59 pm
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Thanks to everyone who expressed support on my previous post 💖 Apparently replying individually is a major mental roadblock for me right now, so I'm skipping that for the moment for the sake of actually updating for goodness' sake.

I'm still feeling emotionally better at work, and am trying to nail down what sort of accommodations I need. I worked on Sunday and Wednesday, and on Sunday I did my best to take mental note of when I started getting tired versus when I started to physically ache and so forth. On Wednesday I compared notes; I opened the day thinking to myself, "Surely my initial assessment was incorrect? I can't have been starting to flag at only four hours in and counting down the hours until I left while thinking longingly of more painkillers at six hours..." And then I hit five hours of work, and yep, that assessment held up.

That said, my mattress is also not holding up very well, which can't be helping my back recover during sleep. I don't want to rush out and get a new mattress, though, because what if that's not actually a significant part of the problem? I did work enough hours over the lead up to Mother's Day that I can afford one, but my current mattress is supposedly supposed to be viable for another four years, and it wasn't cheap. Ideally, I'd like to try out a different mattress for a night or two, but all of the spare bedrooms in my house are... kinda being used for storage 🤦‍♀️ One is covered in Legos and books, one in toys that my niblings play with when they visit, and one is covered in probably mostly books but honestly has been buried for over two decades at this point. IDK, I'll have to give it some more thought.

Hornytown Chutzpah, by Andrew Hiller

May. 23rd, 2026 01:00 pm
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Review copy provided by the author, who's a convention/online buddy.

Sometime in your life, you've probably met a smartass who always has a joke for every occasion--and then gradually realized that this person was genuinely kind. That they were not punching down, and mostly they weren't punching at all, instead focusing their jokes on wry incongruity or situation rather than mocking individual people. That there was a core of tenderness behind the wisecracking. If you know the kind of person I mean (let's be real: several of you are the kind of person I mean), you will understand Sol, the narrator of Hornytown Chutzpah pretty much right away. He's not just called Solomon the Wise Guy for a wry historical reference. He's definitely a wiseacre--but not as dumb as he might joke that he is. He's coping using a very specific kind humor--in this case, the instantiation of it that shows up in a lot of American Jewish culture.

And boy, does Sol have a lot to cope with. I knew I was hooked all the way when the guy who is enough of a smartass to earn the nickname Solomon the Wise Guy can be brought to action with a reference to tikun olam. Look, friends, I'm not Jewish, but I know that one. A call to repair the world? those are lyrics everyone can enjoy. And having it be a touchstone, a point that rings our hero like a bell? I'm in, I'm all in.

The Hornytown of the title is an incursion of Hell into the Washington, DC, area, complete with hellfire around it and sin-eating demons within (and sometimes without). It's run by a figure that will look unfortunately familiar, but rest assured that our hero is all-in against him. I was frankly worried by the title, because my interest in "city of people who would like to have a lot of sex" is pretty minimal, but it's not that kind of Hornytown at all. Whew. Is there chutzpah, though? There is chutzpah to spare. Which is a good thing, because the literally hellish nature of the problems Sol faces will require it.

Fic Finder

May. 23rd, 2026 12:02 pm
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Fic Finder

May 23rd

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1. for fic finder: it was set during the cloud recesses study arc and a straight boy wei ying kinda fic maybe? all i remember is at some point huaisang was like “there’s a book under my bed that you’d like, it has a black cover” and wwx finds a dark green book that he initially mistakes for the one huaisang was talking about and the book he finds is cutsleeve porn and wwx is like ??? but then he realizes he got the wrong one and finds the actual black book and it’s straight porn and wwx is relieved because he was thinking nhs suspected him of being a cutsleeve

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2. Hello! I’m looking for this fic which I don’t remember much but it’s mostly about LWJ takes care of WWX. I remembered this part about LWJ found WWX in a small house/cottage? far away from everyone. And in this fic WWX is kind of depressed so he doesn’t talk or react much. And LWJ stay at that house to take care of WWX, basically do all the talking, cooking. That’s all I remember :(

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3. For the next Fic Finder, I’m trying to find a fic where WWX is a jiaoren that gets caught in a mudslide in Gusu and is found by LWJ and some other disciples. I remember that jiaoren gender was separated between lotus, peonies, and magnolias. WWX is a lotus. Also, him and Wei Changze live in Lotus Pier with their pod

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4. Hello, I am looking for a specific fic I lost. It was a WangXian arranged marriage au where WWX married into the Lan clan. LWJ avoids WWX on their wedding night and WWX thinks LWJ hates him, but it turns out that the Lan clan had like only one designated night a year that all the married couples had sex on and any other night was considered hedonistic or something? I think the fic was mostly angsty. Would love to read again if anyone knows this fic! Thank you!

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5. hiyaaa, this is for fic finder!!

I’m pretty sure this is modern w magic and wwx is a florist, he has very strong opinions about flower language. and lz lives w lan yuan, and i think in the summary of the fic a-yuan calls wwx flower gege

thank you! also I hope the mods are doing well!! @bunnycoffeeumcat

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6. Do you know the fic about Jiang family is rich including wei Ying and lan wangji and his brother is poor? Wei Ying and lan wangji meet up at convenience store and lan xichen is working at gasoline station? Wen choa bully lan wangji and Wei Ying save him and eventually the Jiang family help the two lans because madam yu is furious to find out that the son’s of madam lan became poor?

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7. Looking for This fic:

Wwx gets hanahaki BC he is in love with Lwj, but Wwx doesn’t want to bother so he avoids Lwj, even chains himself in a room, Lwj is looking for him, he is bad, everyone tried to talk with Wwx, even Lxc went to talk with him (about how he is hurting Lwj) at the end Lwj goes to talk with him and they confess their feelings, WWX’s life is saved. The fic was complete and there was no Jiang siblings bashing bc they wanted to help their A-Xian

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8. I’m looking for a fic where its Cloud Recess Arc, A/B/O, and Wei Wuxian is hiding as an omega when during a duel the person he’s against tells him to submit and he panics as he is revealed as an omega and then there’s a lot of comfort where he’s nesting. @datcringe

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9. I’m trying to find a fic, I can’t remember any part of the name, but I vividly remember one of the plot points being that LWJ agreeing to marry anyone who managed to take this token from him. When WWX comes back to life he doesn’t know this, and is very confused and offended on LWJ’s behalf on the amount of people attcking them out of nowhere. He’s also very confused when no one else is. I think he also accidentally steals the token trying to get LWJ to get mad at him and it backfires I believe. That’s kinda all I remember, it might’ve been a one shot, but I feel like it was longer than that. But that’s all I’ve got, I hope someone finds this familiar. >~< @omgnectarina

I swear I have read this one too but for the life of me I can’t remember where or what’s it called OTL ~Mod L

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10. Thanks for all you do! Best place to come for help when looking for fics in this fandom. So, I’m looking for two stories.

A) Instead of taking the Wen Remnants to the Burial Mounds, they travel further, beyond the cultivation lands and reach the region of Heaven Official’s Blessing. There they meet Xie Lian and find a home. I don’t remember if its a Wangxian pairing or not. Wei Ying doesn’t know Xie Lian at all, nor his husband. I want to say he falls for someone from that fandom, but I am not sure.

B) This one is similar to the above, however Wei Ying takes the Wen Remnants to his family’s secret mountain, and his parents are Xie Lian and Hua Cheng. They didn’t know anything that had happened to Wei Ying and Wei Ying was too shamed to come home because he had been a cocky brat when he left home, leaving against his parents advice (they thought he was too young to leave). I believe this one is a Wangxian pairing, but again not sure. @marietsy40-blog

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11. A) i’m looking ofr a fic in AO3 its a reincarnation thanks to baoshan sanren of wei ying, he is the third child a boy in a family of rice farmers, here is the kick the mother of this vs of wei ying is the result of jin guanshang proclivities, when he is 3yo he remember everything and form a golden core his next sibling a girl was teached in the sly and after her is another boy.

baoshan sanren send xiao xingchen to wei ying with his invention and reaserch papers (so the jins didn’t benefit with his creations, the books of medicine from wen qing where burned cause she has everything in a qiaunqu bag inside her shoe)

the thing is that this wei ying is a rice farmer/cultivator/murshroom, greens, fruit, spicees farmer/scholar who is helping his parents to eat well and earn good money when he begin selling the mushrooms to the Gusu Lan sect and other towns like caiyi.

if anyone can tell me the name with author or better yet left me the link i would be much apressiated.

a more detailed and specific search

Looking for a WangXian AO3 fic:

  • WWX reincarnation AU thanks to Baoshan Sanren
  • Reborn as third child in a rice farming family
  • Mother was targeted/assaulted by male relatives because of her beauty, family moved outside clan settlement
  • Possible no, it is Jin Guangshan connection/paternity on the mother
  • WWX regains memories at age 3 and forms golden core
  • Secretly teaches younger sister
  • Baoshan Sanren sends Xiao Xingchen with WWX’s old research/invention papers
  • Wen Qing’s medical books destroyed, when she was burned, its was in a qiankun pouch inside her boot/shoe
  • WWX becomes farmer/scholar/cultivator growing rice, mushrooms, fruit, spices etc.
  • Sells mushrooms to Gusu Lan and produce to Caiyi Town when he adcuare a sword
  • First WangXian meeting involves a thief trapped in the family house after New Year travel and cultivators being called to free him
  • Later LWJ discover that he is the reincarnation of Wei Ying thanks to Emperor Smile, later may ask his parents for WWX’s hand in marriage
  • WWX removed from matchmaking lists before age 15
  • Incomplete fic

Does anyone know the title/author/link?

B) and yesterday i found other fic in my bookmarks is the one that thanks to Baoshan Sanren wei Ying transmnigrate into Mo Xuanyu but not for the ritual but because meng yao send to kill him, in this one Baoshan sanren train in golden core, talisman, schoolar education mo xuanyu but in hiding soo xuanyu dont have a big core like wei ying but more in the size of wen xu, jin zixuan or jiang chen. the thin is that they kill mo xuanyu i dont remember if it was before or after he took the jinshi examn, but the last chapter was #12 and after big kerfufle the heads of the cultivator clans need to present to the emperor and he pass judgement and he aparently put the peaces of the puzzle togueter and its suspissios than mo xuanyu is wei ying | wei wuxian

i had the feeling that the author deleted his/her works qand cause of that i dont find the fics.

C) one more this one is a fem wei ying that runaway i think when she was 10 or 12yo i dont remember if she has suibian or not, but she has a qianqun bag with books, she found her way into yunpin city and specificaly the brothel meng shi (meng yao mother) work, she has her golden core. lobg story short she found lan zhan after the indoctrination camp took him into the brothel and take care of him, she is varely a step under to became a brothel princess, because of her most valuable skill (she can paint look-a-like portrait) she more than halver her debt by painting the daughter of wealty merchants and farmers, the lan’s pay the rest of the debt and she marry lan zhan and consumate without falling pregnant (she create a tecnique that is a contraceptive) a because this happend befoire the sunshot campaine she create talisman and rations (one is a receptaculo that summon water clean, fresh, cold wather, that can be minimaized for transport, and one talisman that transfor resentfull? energy in flowers that when touch their allies replenish teir spiritual energy.

that fic is called “Fallen Flower” and the author is SplitGirl28 if you can found it with the wayback machine i would be eternaly gratefull @thatianacrist-blog

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12. Hi, I’m having trouble finding this fic, I don’t remember much of it, but it was multi-pov and one of the povs was Madam Jin, and she ended up being wlw and dating one of the Jin servants after a multi-chapter slow-burn arc. It was probably a fix-it but I don’t remember if it was a time-travel fix-it or not.

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13. Hi I’m looking for an arranged marriage fic, tbh I really cannot remember alot from the fic except that it was extremely angsty and whole bunch of miscommunication or no communication. I think it was mostly that the Lan’s were pretty hostile and unaccepting towards WY and it eventually led to WY being really sad and quite. I also remember there was something where WY was accused of something and LZ didn’t defend WY at all. Eventually LZ does try and make amends but yea I think that’s all I have. Thank you so much!

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14. Modern AU,AO3. LZ is initially in a relationship with CS, but after meeting a young WY(6-8) , he becomes deeply obsessed with WY; to facilitate encounters with WY while CS is asleep or away, LZ systematically drugs CS with sleeping pills. A crucial moment: LZ gives CS a large dose of pills right before she leaves for work, which causes CS to have a fatal car accident. The rest of the story follows WY’s growth and their relationship. Tags:“Dark LZ” and “boypussy WY.”

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15. I don’t know if anyone has read this but all I can remember is that there’s a video cam sex. Lan wangji and Wei wuxian have been dating and they couldn’t have sex because there’s no better place so they ended up masturbating at each other, blowjob, and video call Where Wei wuxian finger himself. They couldn’t have sex because their houses or apartments are occupied by someone, I mean brother for friends but nonetheless that’s all I remember. I needed that smut @lanwuxian0725

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The Punisher: One Last Kill

May. 24th, 2026 01:34 am
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CANON: Marvel
CHARACTERS: Frank Castle x161
ADDITIONAL INFO: beware of spoilers; cw for blood, guns, suicidal ideation
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Links for 22 May 2026

May. 22nd, 2026 12:00 am
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How America Turned Against AI According to the Poll Data: A (Very Big) Compilation by Alberto Romero. The global conclusion that emerges from this compilation is simple and, as far as I can tell, unprecedented: every available measure—partisan, demographic, regional, longitudinal—points in the same direction.

There’s an insider group betting ‘almost exclusively’ on imminent U.S. military actions by Hunter Lazzaro. (Another reason why the best use of prediction markets is inside companies, but you should know that by now.)

I Feel For Those Laid Off by Meta, and Why More Must Go by Kelly Stonelake. I’d like to say this is offered without judgment, but that would not be true. What is true is that I offer it with the same judgment I’ve reserved for myself for staying as long as I did.

AT&T sues California in attempt to shut off old phone network by Jon Brodkin. (This is not just about POTS vs. wireless and fiber. The vintage phone lines have an older, more consumer friendly regulatory model, while the new services are under the most one-sided contracts that AT&T can come up with.)

‘How Deepfakes Tore a High School Apart’ by Nick Heer. (If the attribution cartel gets its way, more ad money gets redirected to the Big Tech app stores, that enable stuff like this, just saying.)

Google is replacing search results with only the AI by David Gerard. (Or not—my fix Google Search setup still works, for now.)

The EU Is Going Through a Trump-Fueled Breakup With Big Tech by Matt Burgess and Vittoria Elliott. Across Europe—as well as in Canada—politicians have been increasingly vocal about ditching US technology since the start of the second Trump administration. The Netherlands, Austria, Belgium, Denmark, and Finland all have ongoing sovereignty efforts, with German officials and regions also prominently pushing the movement. In December, eight countries, including France and Germany, announced they would partner on their efforts.

The ‘warrior ethos’ promises victory — history says it leads to defeat by John Broich. A fascist regime that treats democratic constraints as obstacles is likely to decide inconvenient information is an obstacle too. Because of this, in fascist governments, loyalists rank higher than experts. Fascist systems don’t remove people for being wrong; they remove them for insufficient loyalty. The man who tells the leader what he wants to hear rises.

Google is going to ruin the internet by Katie Notopoulos. (Going to? I had to check the date. The ad “safety” reports show that the ruination is already in progress.)

Massive Crypto ATM Company Bitcoin Depot Is Shutting Down as the Whole Industry Collapses by Bruce Gil. (That’s one end of the scam chain, but taking out the Meta end will probably be harder.)

Who’s behind the Facebook page posting hateful AI slop about the UK? The answer might lie in south Asia by Niamh McIntyre. (If the attribution cartel gets its way, more ad money gets redirected to the Big Tech social media platforms that enable stuff like this, just saying.)

Technoplasmosis: Big Tech Marketing Exposed by Adel Borky. These organizations are not merely participants in the advertising industry; they are its epistemic gatekeepers. By institutionalizing concepts like programmatic targeting, multi-touch attribution, and performance-based media as unquestioned “best practices” they have engineered a paradigm in which their own platform dynamics are mistaken for universal marketing truths.

r/uBlockOrigin handles an ad blocker blocker issue, in about a day. As many open-source projects suffer security and burnout problems it’s encouraging to see one that stays motivated and moves fast.

The Enshittification of History by Charlie Stross. With 20/20 hindsight, what I missed was the now-obvious wave of media ownership consolidation, including corporate social media such as X, Meta, and Google, in the hands of a narrow class of billionaire oligarchs. (Attribution cartel again, once you see them you can’t un-see them.)

The (Uncertain) Future of Media by Brian Jacobs. Money continues to flow out of more ‘traditional’ domestic media forms towards the giant US-based online platforms. Around two-thirds of all UK ad pounds currently make that journey. (And if the attribution cartel continues…all right, I’ll stop)

Advertising’s new ‘safety’ fight by Lara O’Reilly. Cross-industry efforts are taking shape to demand more transparency from tech giants like Google and Meta. Industry groups are pushing for more action around AI ad auction transparency and the responsible use of AI tools in marketing. (This smells like one of those “industry-wide problems” that people just agree not to solve. The problem for marketers, though, is that adding technical complexity to some great evil can dilute a participant’s understanding, but not culpability.)

Challenge # 502: Come With Me

May. 23rd, 2026 06:16 pm
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Come With Me


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You don't need to use the challenge word or phrase in your drabble, though you can if you like.
Each challenge ends when the new challenge is posted, but if you're a few days late that's still fine.

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Birdfeeding

May. 23rd, 2026 12:02 pm
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Today is partly cloudy and mild.

I fed the birds.  I've seen a few sparrows and house finches.

I put out water for the birds.




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queenslayerbee: Isabelle Adjany as Lucy Harker in 1979's "Nosferatu the Vampire". She's surrounded by darkness, looking over her shoulder while she wears a white nightgown and a cross as a necklace. A hand with long nails like a claw is reaching for her neck from the darkness behind her. (lucy harker (nosferatu the vampire))
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Aaaand we're now onto 2020!

I published very few fics that year, but I'm quite proud of them. This first one is a very… sui generis Rapunzel/Tangled AU I wrote for the Klaroline New Year's Day gift exchange.

Title: let down your hair.
Fandom: Plecverse.
Character/Pairing: Caroline Forbes/Klaus Mikaelson.
Rating/Warnings: E, some mild horror elements; implied/referenced sexual assault before the story starts.
Summary: There were countless legends about what hid behind the walls of the witch's tower. Caroline never expected to uncover those secrets herself.
Word count: 3k.

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Caroline, not without some effort, swallowed the hare’s wretched blood.

Coming from those men it had tasted so, oh, so much better.

She’d been wandering the woods for hours, wearing her father’s borrowed heavy clothes and his slightly too big boots, feverish with hunger, and she feared she wouldn’t find refuge from the sunlight on time.

Caroline had used the time alone in the woods to try and piece together the events of the past nights. She remembered the town dance –she’d danced, happy, and she’d accepted the request of one, two, three, maybe more of the boys in the town square. They had presumed, later. She remembers the feeling of her skull cracking against the pavement, a memory she’s sure nobody should be able to recall.

After that, everything was a blur until she awoke with their blood burning down her throat, spilled over her face and her hands, and staining her dress.

She ran away, her neighbors chasing her with all but pitchforks.

There had always been talk around the town, about a nearby recluse. A wise woman; a witch, who dealt in the otherworldly, who had a cure for everything.

Caroline remembered the boys and wasn’t sure it was a cure she wanted. Answers, that would have to be the first step.

She could’ve wept of sheer relief when she found the tower, the sky ominously clearer by the second. She could’ve wept of fury when she found she couldn’t see a door anywhere near the perimeter.

There was only a window, at the very top. Dried vines, golden and red due to the season, climbed around the tower, and Caroline dragged her tired body up with more ease than she anticipated.

She pushed against the windows, jumping inside the room as silently as she could. She’d been about to call out for someone with her best timid voice when her ears picked up a low, deep growl on her left.

That was all the warning she received before a wolf, illuminated by the moonlight that filtered through the open window, jumped over her. She screamed, at the top of her lungs, and fought it off with her new strength, but it seemed as adamant to eat her as she’d been him if she’d found it in the woods. Its teeth looked as big as her forearm, as deadly as the sharpest blade she encountered, and she could swear it was twice as big as any wolf she heard of.

Caroline managed to fight it off, walking –running– away from it with all but a few scratch marks. Her back hit a nearby chair in her escape, and she threw it against the wolf’s head, buying a few seconds. A sturdy closet sat unassumingly against the opposite wall, and she lunged at it, thanking the gods when it opened and let her in.

The wolf collapsed against it mere seconds after she closed the doors, holding them together from the inside. It kept trying and trying for what felt to her like hours until a blessed, charged silence graced the room.

She waited several minutes even after the noise calmed down, her heartbeat still accelerated, before she carefully opened the closet again. The sun now shyly entered the room, barely a few inches, far enough that she felt safe. In the middle of the room, crowed by tables and bookcases, instead of the wolf Caroline expected, she saw an unconscious nude man.

Someone like her, she thought. Not exactly. Akin to her, maybe.

With a sympathy she hadn’t expected, she grabbed a piece of cloth from the closet, and walked towards him to cover him from the morning cold. But when she got to close his hand clasped around her wrist, hard and painful, and unnatural eyes stared at her.

She could pull free, she thought, if only she pulled hard enough. But as if she was pinned in place by the stare of a wild animal, which in a way she was, she carefully raised her other hand, palms open, and said, “I mean you no harm.”

He released, not moving his eyes away from her, and stood up disregarding the cloth. He blatantly sniffed her, and Caroline didn’t know if it was out of place to feel vaguely offended by that fact.

“Vampyre,” he whispered.

Caroline wasn’t stupid. She’d heard the stories; she could add two plus two in her head. She just hadn’t thought –maybe hadn’t wanted to– about the one specific word.

“Yes. It’s very new,” she said, aiming for cheerful. Failing.

“Why are you here?”

“I’d heard someone here could help me. A woman. I don’t think you’re her.”

Had he come here for the same reasons? To get help? If he had, it didn’t seem to be a success.

He hummed. Since he’d woken up, his eyes hadn’t left hers, and it unnerved her beyond what she could explain. She wondered if he was still thinking about eating her; two could play that game.

“How new?”

“Just a few days.”

He repeated that irritating hum. “I know a thing or two about your kind. Maybe I could help.”

The offered seemed sincere enough, yet she felt like she was walking into a beautifully arranged trap.

“What else can hurt me?” she asked, remembering the itching burn of the sun.

“There is a plant,” he said, pointing at one of the bottles stored in the bookcase, “that will burn you just like the sun. Humans can consume it to protect themselves from you.”

She watched with suspicious as he walked away from the bookcase.

“And as for the sun, well. There’s a spell that can render you invulnerable to it. Any witch worth their while would know it.”

That was reassuring, she guessed.

"I don't know how it happened," she admitted, begrudgingly.

"You died, clearly. After drinking from one of them."

"I think I would remember if I had drunk blood before."

"Not necessarily. They have their tricks; they can manipulate minds, make you forget. You could do it too, to any human."

And wasn't that a terrifying thought; that she was missing even more memories.

At once, she realized the man was walking around the room as naked as when he’d first attacked, and she asked him, amused, “Are you thinking of dressing up any time soon?”

He tilted his head to the side as if confused about the inquiry. As if he’d just realized walking around with his manhood dangling around was a breach of manners. His stare was just as penetrating –did he blink at all?

“Does it make you uncomfortable?”

“Not particularly,” she shrugged it off.

He walked two long, quick steps towards her, invading her personal space. His eyes roamed her face, her body, with a new type of hunger. She hadn’t gotten the opportunity to properly bathe in days; her locks must have looked like an unkempt nest, her clothes did her no favors and she was pretty sure there was still blood on her somewhere. She had to look feral. Two beasts.

Because that’s what he was. He reminded Caroline of those stories about enticing, handsome monsters that lured young women to the woods, never to be seen again. Some of those stories were told as warnings; others were whispered among girls with inappropriate and fearful glee, and Caroline had always been adamant that they did not resonate with her.

She raised her hands to his face, holding it between them. Caroline could feel his breath on her tongue. “You didn’t tell me your name”, she whispered.

“Klaus,” he replied, each letter felt over her lips, “yours?”

“Caroline.”

She counted three seconds, and when it seemed he wouldn’t make any move, she made it for him.

The kiss started slow, but that lasted less than a dozen heartbeats. Klaus pressed her against the table, and when she felt his hands over her clothes, she rushed to take them all off herself before he could tear them away.

He pushed her down until her back laid bare against the wood, and pressed open-mouthed, bruising kisses down her body till he finally arrived between her legs. He didn’t pause to think much, licking into her folds immediately.

Caroline pushed herself up with her arms, to have a better look at the action. He was completely focused on the task, lips, tongue, and fingers committed to bringing her pleasure. She couldn’t stop thinking about his fangs, about the claws whose mark had already healed from her forearm. She wondered if any minute now, they would both sprout again and he’d use them to devour her; that thought, that primal fear, somehow only gave her a rush and precipitated her rapture.

When she could feel the end coming, she possessively threaded her fingers in his hair, pushing his face closer, and let out a scream, blissed out. He raised and kissed her open mouth, his tongue tasting of her.

She pushed him down on the floor, willing to return the favor, and swallowed what she could of his member and fondled the rest with her hands. Caroline had never cared much for the taste, so she knew how to make it quick, and she used that there. When Klaus was brought to release with a low groan, she suppressed a gag and swallowed it all –better than having it spill on her face or her hair. A few drops fell down the corner of her lips, and she quickly cleaned them off with the back of her hand.

Caroline laid down next to him, taking a look at his face: relaxed, eyes closed for the first time. It was with the taste of his spill still heavy on the back of her throat that he said, “She will kill you.”

She froze in place. “What?”

“She hates monsters.”

Driven by instinct, she grabbed her clothes, whatever she could, and approached the window, willing to jump down. Only a few steps away from the sunlight she realized why Klaus hadn’t tried to stop her.

“Even if it was nighttime, you wouldn’t be able to leave.” He walked around her and tried to press his hand past the window. An invisible wall seemed to stop him, and a noise like a clear church bell resounded around them. “Creatures of the night can get in, but not out.”

She let the clothes drop to the floor, repressing a tremble. “Why would she want to kill me?”

“She heard about what happened downtown. The bloodbath.”

“They had it coming,” she rushed to say, furious.

“So did the man I killed before she locked me up; she even agreed. It did not matter.” He seemed amused, gleeful even, as he told her. “Either way, she went down there to help, yesterday; it’s a miracle you didn’t cross paths. But by now she must have felt you breach her barriers and will be coming back. You might have a few hours before she comes to end you.”

“And yet you’re here. Alive. Acting as her attack dog.” Caroline snapped at him; she felt victorious when she saw real fury in his eyes.

“Because I am her son.”

He looked as if he’d made a dramatic reveal, but Caroline didn’t have it in her to feel surprised. She could now imagine, as she wouldn’t have been before, how a mother could lock up her son; she could understand why she’d still make an exception. She tried as hard as possible not to think of her terrified parents, who had wanted her as far away as possible, yet had heard her pleads and welcomed her into the house to take off her bloodied dress and gather what she could to escape –including a sharp blade she’d only registered later, might not be necessary any longer, for she now was the weapon. She’d promised not to harm them, promised not to seek them ever again. They’d let her in, despite how bad an idea it could turn out to be. Despite how bad an idea it was.

She swallowed the knot in her throat and felt annoyance when she tasted him again. “Is there any way to break her spell?”

“A witch’s spells end when she dies.”

“You’re trapped here too. Why don’t you kill her?” She couldn’t imagine someone like him feeling loyalty to a mother who’d turned him into a prisoner.

“Besting her isn’t easy.” he replied. “That is not the only spell over the tower. Some of them are on me, too.”

“How many,” it suddenly occurred to her, “how many like us came here, finding their deaths? While you did nothing to help them?”

“Some. Some didn’t believe my warnings.” Caroline didn’t want to believe them either, but she could tell, down the pit of her stomach, they were true. “Some did. Some of those hesitated even then. All of them died, which I knew would happen. I don’t bet on losing horses.”

She could tell he expected her to ask if he’d laid with any of them as he’d done with her. That enough would’ve been reason enough not to raise the question, but in truth, she didn’t see how the answer would make any difference to her.

“I haven’t lost a day in my life,” she spat.

“You died.”

“And I ate the six men it took to kill me,” she yelled, attempting to look imposing.

A big, unhinged grin grew from the middle of his face. Feral.


When the witch arrived, she walked on a straight line to where her son waited and grabbed his chin with a possessive, gentle hand before lovingly whispering his name.

She could understand why others had doubted Klaus's claims. She looked matriarchal, powerful; mother nature incarnated into a blonde, soft-faced woman.

But it was how Klaus acted that felt jarring in the picture. Passive to her touch, dead-eyed, with an undercurrent on tension visible in every muscle.

Or maybe he just was uncomfortable with his clothes on.

Whatever the case, better to be cautious, in Caroline’s opinion. The witch hadn’t thought of keeping monsters out, to protect herself, her son, and their home; her spell was designed to lure them in and trap them inside, and there were only two possible outcomes: imprisonment or murder. Neither was acceptable.

And so, Klaus words didn’t fall on deaf ears –she didn’t hesitate; she didn’t bite her, mindful of that herb he’d mention. She lunged at her, trying to catch her unawares; she’d gone for the neck, intending to twist it, something quick and simple. The witch reacted on time, but Caroline’s push managed to make her hit her head against the bookcase, spilling various bottles over the floor.

The witch’s face didn’t show any other emotion other than drive and determination when she faced against Caroline. She raised her hand and shouted gibberish, making Caroline’s head feel on fire, feel as if she was dying all over again. She could feel blood coming out of her ears and taste it right behind her teeth.

Caroline dropped down the floor and took out the small knife she’d brought with her from her childhood home. With a quick draw, she slashed her ankles, interrupting her focus and making her drop down.

Before she could gather herself and stab her to death, a wild, screaming Klaus jumped above his own mother. He hit her repeatedly over the head –it took Caroline a second to recognize the object as a candelabra, finding it incongruent and confusing amidst the scene—, over and over. The sick sound of the metal against the skull continued after the woman’s eyes were empty, her blood mixing on her hair, red, grey and yellow. Despite her newfound taste for it, Caroline felt no desire to drink it.

Klaus let a half pained, half triumphant scream leave his body, sounding as if it came from deep inside his lungs. His breath was heavy, and his shoulders were dropped in defeat as his face looked blissful.

He stepped over his mother's corpse and walked towards her. For a second, Caroline knew he was going to kill her, and tightened her hand around the blade. Instead, he extended his forearm, placing it in front of her mouth. Confused by the dissonance, she bit into it still expecting the blow that never came.

His blood tasted richer than anything she’d ever tried, and it was a miracle she managed to stop.


They climbed down the vines after the last sun-ray hid behind the horizon.

Caroline had asked him if he knew how to reach any other witches, ones willing to give her the spell that would protect her from the sun. He’d willingly extended the information, and though she couldn’t see what he could possibly gain from deceiving her, she planned on maintaining a healthy level of distrust. On top of that, she couldn’t deny she felt some resentment, at the fact that she still depended on his help.

“I don’t expect you’ll allow some company,” he said, not appearing to be entirely joking.

“Tell me,” she demanded, “was I just your ticket out of the tower? Or were you just that lonely?”

“I told you. I do not bet on losing horses,” he replied, cryptic. He had an unnerving smirk on his face, his eyes even more unnatural now that the moon let her see them under more light.

Somehow, with clothes still on, he reminded her even more of those old stories. He looked exactly like you’d imagine one of those demonic monsters of legends, disguising themselves with the flesh of handsome gentlemen to trap innocent souls.

Caroline was not an innocent soul. She was a killer. And she, too, looked exactly like one of those legends.

She nodded goodbye and turned away, tightening around the heavy cloak she’d lifted from the witch. Klaus chuckled behind her, and she could picture him with that maddening, feral grin.

“Until we meet again, Caroline.”

Was that a promise, or a threat?



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There are 29 squares. Next square underway. Three day weekend of chilly, rainy (desperately needed rain) weather makes for A FIRE IN THE FIREPLACE (house now toasty!!) and knitting weather. Knitting television: Andor Season 1.

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Finished The Forgotten Beasts of Eld on audiobook, which I started... in ... April? Probably? Worked out really well for me on audio: the reader was excellent; I read the book decades ago, so I barely remembered it beyond "cat ... takes people away? maybe?"; the book's 1974 attitudes towards gender politics, independence, harm, and forgiveness are crunchily messy, which I enjoyed spending time with.

the je ne sais quoi of decades-old feminism )

I also read The Wolves of Willoughby Chase last night in like. An hour??? Wow that went down fast.

Dickens, tension, and Gothics, oh my! )

Anyway. If anyone has recs for Gothic novels or writing about the Gothic, I'd love to---- add them to my TBR.

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