Help my depression

[cornerofmadness]

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Why am I depressed? Not ONE student thought my kitty cd-rom was cool. No one looked at it. Hell, they barely wanted to dissect. Whine all you want guys, these kitties have to last 8 more weeks. They ain't going to get any better smelling. Yes you must cut into them. No, you can relax I will NOT touch you with my gloves if they're dirty so if I touched you you know I'm barehanded or freshly re-gloved. Yes I DO put my tools in my pants pocket. I'm used to touching this stuff and being covered in toxic goo, relax. I'm not dead yet. Yes, i DID touch it with my bare hands. Just don't you do it. If you scream, you best be gushing blood and not because embalming fluid spat at you! And yes you will all be vegetarians by the end of this because I can't help making food references. Deal with it. Pathology/Physiology/Anatomy are ripe with these analogies. It makes a quick point

Dear Student #1 - okay, so you've done this before, telling me that does NOT make me let you out of lab. I put YOU in charge of helping your fellow students.

Dear Student #2 - Asking me which labs the lab practical is one while I'm HANDING OUT the test makes me want to embalm you. Don't do it.

Dear Lab Company - don't know where the fuck you get these anemic cats but damn, either you send me catzilla or some scrawny bastard even I can't find the muscles on.

Dear Students in general - you've beaten me. I'll only put two muscles from the cats on the exam Latissimis Dorsi and Serratus Anterior. You got a 50/50 shot so expect me to ask you WHAT THEY DO!! And expect these cats back when we get to organs and no whining then or else I'll pull the organs out and tag them sans reference points. I swear it.

Comments

[mjules.livejournal.com]

And he REALLY wouldn't like my constant urge to hug him to pieces.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

not at all. Roy probably would

[mjules.livejournal.com]

...hugging to pieces was not what I had in mind for Roy.

*innocent*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

well yes, flat on his back handcuffed to the bed post while well oiled is more likely

[mjules.livejournal.com]

Or if it's me, you know, I'd be the one fighting to wear the handcuffs. *VEG*

...Although, the thought of him only being able to give voice commands is intriguing. Balance of power, in a way. And quite the upped ante on the willing submission. Hmm. I shall have to ponder this concept.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that IS an interesting concept

[mjules.livejournal.com]

*nods* I'm liking this concept very, very much. The subbie would definitely have to be committed to his/her headspace. And for someone like me, who is easily affected by tone of voice - implying approval or disapproval, as the case varies - it holds psychological potential.

...I think I may have found a new fetish.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i've always thought voice plays a large role in a lot of thi ngs. I dont' deal well at all with harsh male voices

[mjules.livejournal.com]

*shudders* Angry/cruel male voices can often turn me into a shadow of myself, at least until survival instinct kicks in. I couldn't have a Dom who was given to anger. It wouldn't work at all. I'd be in a psychiatric hospital in under a week.

And yeah - voice plays a huge role, at least for me. I've never bothered to try to poll how many people feel the same. It's amazing, though, how it takes a conscious decision to defy an order that's given in the correct tone.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah same here with the angry voices