anyone know the best way to cover up felinicide?

[cornerofmadness]

Tonight is nice and cool so i have the windows open. I also left open the curtain so the air would flow. Usually i have that shut since i don't like sitting in front of the window where the neighbor's can see.

Kyo SAW me and leapt up and was hanging from the outside of the screen He scared the hell out of me. I screamed. He meowed and since there is no support under that window, his whole weight is dangling from the screen. Naturally the screen begins to rip. I sliced open my finger trying to peel him off from this side of the window.

He wanted in for a snack. I murdered him in his food bowl. Now where to hide the body?

Comments

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Bury the kitty just before dawn breaks deep deep deep so no other animals will try to dig it up!

Then make random references about him to the neighbors and in LJ so everyone will assume he is still being a nuisance somewhere. Leave kitty poops lying around outside in strategic places from time to time.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahahah that will work

Roy's already busy laying those tootsie rolls around

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

He can be part of your homicidal scheme!!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

and given he doesn't really like Kyo, ROy would be happy to do it

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

It's like a murder mystery...from the murderer's POV!