anyone know the best way to cover up felinicide?

[cornerofmadness]

Tonight is nice and cool so i have the windows open. I also left open the curtain so the air would flow. Usually i have that shut since i don't like sitting in front of the window where the neighbor's can see.

Kyo SAW me and leapt up and was hanging from the outside of the screen He scared the hell out of me. I screamed. He meowed and since there is no support under that window, his whole weight is dangling from the screen. Naturally the screen begins to rip. I sliced open my finger trying to peel him off from this side of the window.

He wanted in for a snack. I murdered him in his food bowl. Now where to hide the body?

Comments

[enemytosleep]

Any convenient crazy, ex's? That would be one way.

I read this entry to Bob over the phone (he is away this weekend) and he was like "OMG, did she really kill it?"

XD

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

Back yard, by the rose bush.

[elfbiter.livejournal.com]

Hmm. There is a Finnish book 1001 Ways to Use a Dead Cat but I have never managed to get a copy. Reputedly it includes couple of, ahem, carnal ways and directions to make muffles and the like.

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Bury the kitty just before dawn breaks deep deep deep so no other animals will try to dig it up!

Then make random references about him to the neighbors and in LJ so everyone will assume he is still being a nuisance somewhere. Leave kitty poops lying around outside in strategic places from time to time.

[rain-oubliette.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/101_Uses_for_a_Dead_Cat

I may still have this book somewhere.

[caffeinified.livejournal.com]

Oh man that would have scared me too. But he looooves you and wanted in with you!

Hey, send some of that cool air down here, please and thanks! :)

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

Pin it on the crazy girl kitty.

Poor you and Kyo. He thought he was being a smart kitty....