anyone know the best way to cover up felinicide?

[cornerofmadness]

Tonight is nice and cool so i have the windows open. I also left open the curtain so the air would flow. Usually i have that shut since i don't like sitting in front of the window where the neighbor's can see.

Kyo SAW me and leapt up and was hanging from the outside of the screen He scared the hell out of me. I screamed. He meowed and since there is no support under that window, his whole weight is dangling from the screen. Naturally the screen begins to rip. I sliced open my finger trying to peel him off from this side of the window.

He wanted in for a snack. I murdered him in his food bowl. Now where to hide the body?

Comments

[enemytosleep]

Any convenient crazy, ex's? That would be one way.

I read this entry to Bob over the phone (he is away this weekend) and he was like "OMG, did she really kill it?"

XD

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha

right now he's killing himself. He's face down sleeping in the plastic bag that's holding those jazz cds...

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

Back yard, by the rose bush.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it'sin the front yard but yes he could go there...

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

I was just speaking from personal experience ...

;-)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

haha

[elfbiter.livejournal.com]

Hmm. There is a Finnish book 1001 Ways to Use a Dead Cat but I have never managed to get a copy. Reputedly it includes couple of, ahem, carnal ways and directions to make muffles and the like.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I have that book somewhere...my Mom got it for me for a prezzie one year when I was in high school or college.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

My uncle had that book too

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

It was really strange but it made me laugh.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

My uncle had that book too

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha we had 101 ways to use a dead cat

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Bury the kitty just before dawn breaks deep deep deep so no other animals will try to dig it up!

Then make random references about him to the neighbors and in LJ so everyone will assume he is still being a nuisance somewhere. Leave kitty poops lying around outside in strategic places from time to time.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahahah that will work

Roy's already busy laying those tootsie rolls around

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

He can be part of your homicidal scheme!!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

and given he doesn't really like Kyo, ROy would be happy to do it

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

It's like a murder mystery...from the murderer's POV!

[rain-oubliette.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/101_Uses_for_a_Dead_Cat

I may still have this book somewhere.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

as do I...somewhere. My uncle had it first

[caffeinified.livejournal.com]

Oh man that would have scared me too. But he looooves you and wanted in with you!

Hey, send some of that cool air down here, please and thanks! :)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

No, you can't have my precious cool air. It's all MINE

He's lucky I didn't punch him through the screen on reflex.

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

Pin it on the crazy girl kitty.

Poor you and Kyo. He thought he was being a smart kitty....

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh i'm sure he did think that, idiot