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cornerofmadnessTonight is nice and cool so i have the windows open. I also left open the curtain so the air would flow. Usually i have that shut since i don't like sitting in front of the window where the neighbor's can see.
Kyo SAW me and leapt up and was hanging from the outside of the screen He scared the hell out of me. I screamed. He meowed and since there is no support under that window, his whole weight is dangling from the screen. Naturally the screen begins to rip. I sliced open my finger trying to peel him off from this side of the window.
He wanted in for a snack. I murdered him in his food bowl. Now where to hide the body?
Kyo SAW me and leapt up and was hanging from the outside of the screen He scared the hell out of me. I screamed. He meowed and since there is no support under that window, his whole weight is dangling from the screen. Naturally the screen begins to rip. I sliced open my finger trying to peel him off from this side of the window.
He wanted in for a snack. I murdered him in his food bowl. Now where to hide the body?
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Date: 2009-08-23 02:38 am (UTC)I read this entry to Bob over the phone (he is away this weekend) and he was like "OMG, did she really kill it?"
XD
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Date: 2009-08-23 02:50 am (UTC)right now he's killing himself. He's face down sleeping in the plastic bag that's holding those jazz cds...
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Date: 2009-08-24 04:51 am (UTC);-)
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Date: 2009-08-23 01:15 pm (UTC)Then make random references about him to the neighbors and in LJ so everyone will assume he is still being a nuisance somewhere. Leave kitty poops lying around outside in strategic places from time to time.
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Date: 2009-08-23 05:15 pm (UTC)Roy's already busy laying those tootsie rolls around
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Date: 2009-08-23 03:10 pm (UTC)I may still have this book somewhere.
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Date: 2009-08-23 03:24 pm (UTC)Hey, send some of that cool air down here, please and thanks! :)
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Date: 2009-08-23 04:39 pm (UTC)He's lucky I didn't punch him through the screen on reflex.
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Date: 2009-08-24 02:54 am (UTC)Poor you and Kyo. He thought he was being a smart kitty....
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Date: 2009-08-24 03:25 am (UTC)