anyone know the best way to cover up felinicide?

[cornerofmadness]

Tonight is nice and cool so i have the windows open. I also left open the curtain so the air would flow. Usually i have that shut since i don't like sitting in front of the window where the neighbor's can see.

Kyo SAW me and leapt up and was hanging from the outside of the screen He scared the hell out of me. I screamed. He meowed and since there is no support under that window, his whole weight is dangling from the screen. Naturally the screen begins to rip. I sliced open my finger trying to peel him off from this side of the window.

He wanted in for a snack. I murdered him in his food bowl. Now where to hide the body?

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[rain-oubliette.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/101_Uses_for_a_Dead_Cat

I may still have this book somewhere.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

as do I...somewhere. My uncle had it first