how to get into trouble without leaving the house

[cornerofmadness]

Spend all day pissing around with Eharmony's free communication and laughing at the idea that 500 miles away and 17 years older than me is in any way a match.

I ate an orange...and my sugar was well over 400. got a couple people watching me on YIM to make sure i don't go quiet or something. Yes I took my insulin. Yes my sugar is already down 200 points. Damn...i love oranges. I ate so many living with evil_little_dog and now instead of being fond memories it makes me cry and wonder how much damage i did to myself.

My threesome story...check it out
on my writing journal on how i finished in time after all Now to find a beta reader who isn't as busy as me.


Lookee. I haven't won at fma_fic_contest in dog's years (then again I haven't been playing along very much either) but I can apparently tell who is writing what. Isn't this fun? sky_dark made it.




if it doesn't snow too much i have to go to the doc's tomorrow. get my bloodwork dealt with and to whine about my stomach

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

...oranges...I miss good oranges right off the tree(s) in the yard...and fighting the tortoises for the Japanese plums.

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

Yeah, some women go for older men, but I don't. Certainly not more than 10 years older.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah same here. 10 years not so bad. Closer to my dad's age than mine, that's a problem for me

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

Yeah, totally understand.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah...those were nice things. I wish i never tried that St Augustine sour orange chicken since it was SO good and I'll never find another sour orange

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

Wait -- "500 miles away and 17 years older"? You just came very close to describing my girlfriend's current love! (Which would be me.) Of course, in all fairness to internet dating matches, we met on a writing website ...

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Well, you might. See if K can get you some.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i don't remember it being bottled. Poor K would have to mail oranges

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

well thereyou go. I'll be honest, I've never been that interested in older men and I think that stems from way older guys being too interested in me at too young an age.

And since i don't have a job where i could pick up and move easily I'd rather date locally. Though i have done the long distance thing before.

different strokes as they say

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

She's done that for me before.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that's true

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

Yeah, older guys can be creepy. This is because almost all older guys are just as perverted and horny as they were when they were younger guys -- most just learn to hide it better, and the rest become aforementioned creepy old men.

I was involved in a couple of long distance relationships, and it was such a problem that I swore not to do it again -- but fate had other plans!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Ironically the dude in question who tried to attack me when I was ten was a firefighter but I don't dislike them, just pedophiles (who well, regardless of profession are going to engender my loathing)

Fate's a bitch that way. Hell even here i'm gonna endup in a mildlylong distance between 50-100 miles to get to the first city where everyone isn't related

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

I should take this moment to point out that, while almost all older men are perverts, most are *not* pedophiles. :-(

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes so true.

It did, on the other hand, amuse me to no end watching my 90 + y.o. patients flirting with me. It's like men, you never change.

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

Maybe when they get old enough that they can't actually do anything, all they have left is the flirting!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

It seems to make them happy

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

I'd say go them, then.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

ha