shit or get off the pot or so the saying goes

[cornerofmadness]

So I shat. Finally. I sucked it up and called the cheaper broadband my coworker has. the SE Ohio/KY accent greets me and says no ma'am we do not have service in your area. Naturally.

I wince a few times and call verizon. I'm getting 5 gig of download from them for 60$/month with a 2 year commitment. We're off on the right foot. They messed up the order and called me back hours later to tell me so. Also since I don't want it mailed HERE I had to undergo special ID verification (Am I the only person who lives alone and can't be here during work hours to sign for Fedex???)