Is that a penis in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[cornerofmadness]

It's a penis. I'm rarely happy to see people. I had to carry several models from my lab back to the other larger lab where they are stored. I shoved the scrotum and penis into my scrub shirt's pocket but naturally it doesn't fit in there in such a way to be hidden. I didn't give it a thought until I walked into R's lab and realized she was testing my students (she does my lab this semester).

Their eyes light up. DOC! (they like me) blink blink. Is that a PENIS in your pocket? Yes, yes it is. Why do you have a penis in your pocket? You do NOT want to know (it was part of the lab exam and want to know how many people looked at the tagged testicle and told me it was the 'head of the scrotum' and in case I didn't know WTF that was added in 'penis'. Um..... WHAT??? Forget being in an anatomy class. How did you get to be 20 years old and not know that is a testicle? And WTF is the 'head of the scrotum'

And you should have heard the uproar when the ones who refused to dissect learned that they would have to don gloves and actually touch it to find the numbered pins I hid inside as part of the exam.






this is the leg that cracked me in the head and arm. Yes I am bruised, thank you