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[cornerofmadness]

I'm obviously a drabbling fool this week. After I posted the last bunch I found out it was blaar_rosir 's birthday on thursday. So here's a new batch as per request, some Angel/Darla, Connor and/or Cordy. Here's an early present, Kat. Hope you enjoy!

 

Dining Italian-Style Angelus/Darla – 1700’s
 
 
Darla tied Angelus hair into a thick tail, straightening the black velvet bow. She kissed his cheek. Her boy looked grand in his embroidered frock coat, and Italian heels. Tonight, they were hunting in style.
 
 
He spun her into his arms. “You look lovely as always.”
 

She had to restrain him from ruining her hair and clothing. There would be time for lovemaking later. They strolled through Rome to one of the Piazza’s to attend the party. After hours of dance and drink She watched as he cut a dark-haired beauty from the herd. She chose a fine young man. They dined well
 

 

Practical Jokes Cordelia/Doyle S1
 
 
“Are you sure this is wise?” Doyle watched Cordelia hide an armload of hair gel tubes behind a loose ceiling tile.
 
 
Cordelia looked down at the Irish half-demon from where she was perched atop of the desk. “Did he not laugh at me when my hair got coated with disgusting chartreuse demon goo?”
 
 
“Well you were doing the drama queen thing,” Doyle said in Angel’s defense. He quailed at the daggers she glared at him. “Not without reason.”
 
 
Cordelia replaced the tile and Doyle helped her off the desk. 
 
 
“Where’s my gel? Cordelia!” Angel bellowed.
 
The friends shared a snicker.
 

 

Friends - Cordelia S1
 
Cordelia tried not to be too irritated. She had spent all day getting her party ready. The appetizers were harder to make than she thought. Her dress was perfect and her hair was a work of art. 
 

The party was going well with two major exceptions. Angel was looking like the apocalypse was coming when one of her friends asked him to dance. Nothing was going to get him out on the dance floor. She only wished that held true for Wes. She had started telling people he was having a fit. Tomorrow she was signing them up for lessons.
 

 

Honey I’m Home - Cordelia – Ats S2
 
 
Cordy flipped on VH1 and sank onto the couch. She didn’t know what to do first, massage her tired feet, put arnica on her bruised legs or comb the snarls out of her hair. Fighting demons seemed to get harder every day. It was ruining her complexion, no doubt about it.
 
 
She settled for slipping off her shoes. A cool electric feel touched her shoulders then Cordy felt the brush in her hair. She smiled up at the man she couldn’t see. Cordelia just let her eyes flutter shut, enjoying the soothing action of the ghost-handled brush.
 
 
“Thank you, Dennis.”
 
 

 

Lessons - Connor/Gunn  bwt S3-S4
 
“Look, just do it,” Gunn said exasperated. Fred had stuck him with teaching Connor how to live in this world. He counted teaching the boy that in spite of whatever his eighteenth century kidnapper said, bathing wasn’t not something you did twice a year, to be a major achievement. But with this lesson Connor was being stubborn.
 
 
“Why?”

 
“Because brushing it make you look better.”
 
 
Connor eyed him. “What do you know? You have no hair.”
 
 
Gunn ran a hand over his shaved pate. “And what do I know about a white boy’s hair? Fred! You come explain it to him.”
 
 

 

Irritating Dad - Connor/Angel Post Not Fade Away
 
 
It wasn’t like he wasn’t relieved that Angel and the others had survived the battle with Black Thorn. And he was glad to have Angel back in his life but the vampire really needed to back off the Dad stuff. Connor. If he heard Angel say one more time for him to cut his hair, Connor was likely to kill him.
 
“See you next weekend, Connor.” Angel pulled up to his dorm. “Maybe by then you’ll have cut that mop.”
 
 
The next weekend he met Angel supporting a Mohawk. “Look, Dad. I cut my hair.”
 
 
Angel’s lips trembled. “Dear God!”
 

Comments

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

hee. too evil that last one. Loved Cordelia signing Angel and Wes up for dance lessons (like that would help.) And the Connor & Gunn one was hysterical.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I've done that last one to my parents. Remember the girl Mohawks of the 80's?

Glad you enjoyed them all and yes, Wes/ANgel are beyond all hope.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. I'm glad you liked them

[natgel.livejournal.com]

These are hilarious! Good job!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Glad you liked them.