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cornerofmadnessI decided let's see what houses are on sale. The answer was all the same ones that were in July, the last time you looked (including that one by the river. Hmmmm). But I had to share these gems. (I think the new icon ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
evil_little_dog made for me is perfect for this only a safe word won't save you now!)
can you say fire trap? Okay so no yard work because they let the forest grow up on all four sides (which I kinda like except for a few things, moss on the roof (i knew someone with a house like this) cold from the shades and we all know my luck, one of those trees would be IN the house by year one. I would fall to my death on the spiral staircase. Honestly if I was looking for a weekender home in the forest this would be perfect...
Hi, half my front has fallen off why are the walls only half painted? or is that cinder block?? Why is there an electrical cord in the sink? Did someone suicide in this dismal kitchen (also randomly painted)? Only a prat would buy this place on Pratt st.
technically I’m a hunting cabin but it came up as a house. Lookee an OUT HOUSE. Fuck ya. I'll really fit in now with my own outdoor toilet. But I'm really including it for one reason...can anyone tell me what those ceiling tiles are made of? I'm going with wet diapers.
hmmm why am I so cheap I'm not under the overpass for 32 (I looked). It's not like Albany has a 'bad' side. Oh...maybe because it looks like a murder happened in the mint green room and wtf is up with the random ventage mid wall??
I haven’t been updated since I was made My kitchen is made of tears. Notice the stove HAS been caught on fire. I am a study in water damage and visible mold. Oh look a random stump on a stone.
I actually like this one but there is a problem. It's in the middle of BFE. It's 20 miles from work and 30 miles from Athens but if I wanted that I'd just move to Jackson which I already know and it has stores. I'm betting some town I've never heard of in the NINE years I've been here has jack shit. But still, I was desperately hoping a cemetery was part of the view given the name (doesn't look like it). Okay the drop ceiling needs replaced....OMG seriously a hot pink room. Okay guests stay there! What's up with the random WOOD in the bathroom?? The basement needs help. is it me or does that porch look unsafe?? The yard is luscious. Is that a....unibomber shack? WTF? Why does a storage shed need a random fence? Random bullshit is the order of the day in housing here.
And now you know why I still live in the shaky shack. Any questions?
cute sleepy animals but bad parents in #27 BAD. That is a good way to kill your baby. SIDS has been pretty definitively linked to sleeping on the belly.
cool couple tattoos for those who are certain they'll be together forever....
I finished grading two more tests. One to go. WHEE
Advent song of the day. I love Lindsey Sterling.
declutter day 311 Item tossed-Gold bracelet why kept-Not real gold, not sure where I got it why tossed-Never wear
evil_little_dog made for me is perfect for this only a safe word won't save you now!)can you say fire trap? Okay so no yard work because they let the forest grow up on all four sides (which I kinda like except for a few things, moss on the roof (i knew someone with a house like this) cold from the shades and we all know my luck, one of those trees would be IN the house by year one. I would fall to my death on the spiral staircase. Honestly if I was looking for a weekender home in the forest this would be perfect...
Hi, half my front has fallen off why are the walls only half painted? or is that cinder block?? Why is there an electrical cord in the sink? Did someone suicide in this dismal kitchen (also randomly painted)? Only a prat would buy this place on Pratt st.
technically I’m a hunting cabin but it came up as a house. Lookee an OUT HOUSE. Fuck ya. I'll really fit in now with my own outdoor toilet. But I'm really including it for one reason...can anyone tell me what those ceiling tiles are made of? I'm going with wet diapers.
hmmm why am I so cheap I'm not under the overpass for 32 (I looked). It's not like Albany has a 'bad' side. Oh...maybe because it looks like a murder happened in the mint green room and wtf is up with the random ventage mid wall??
I haven’t been updated since I was made My kitchen is made of tears. Notice the stove HAS been caught on fire. I am a study in water damage and visible mold. Oh look a random stump on a stone.
I actually like this one but there is a problem. It's in the middle of BFE. It's 20 miles from work and 30 miles from Athens but if I wanted that I'd just move to Jackson which I already know and it has stores. I'm betting some town I've never heard of in the NINE years I've been here has jack shit. But still, I was desperately hoping a cemetery was part of the view given the name (doesn't look like it). Okay the drop ceiling needs replaced....OMG seriously a hot pink room. Okay guests stay there! What's up with the random WOOD in the bathroom?? The basement needs help. is it me or does that porch look unsafe?? The yard is luscious. Is that a....unibomber shack? WTF? Why does a storage shed need a random fence? Random bullshit is the order of the day in housing here.
And now you know why I still live in the shaky shack. Any questions?
cute sleepy animals but bad parents in #27 BAD. That is a good way to kill your baby. SIDS has been pretty definitively linked to sleeping on the belly.
cool couple tattoos for those who are certain they'll be together forever....
I finished grading two more tests. One to go. WHEE
Advent song of the day. I love Lindsey Sterling.
declutter day 311 Item tossed-Gold bracelet why kept-Not real gold, not sure where I got it why tossed-Never wear
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