An interview

[cornerofmadness]

From Mzzgoddessblue- an LJ interview

1. A movie is being made of your life. Who plays you? Who plays your family? Who plays your closest friends? And who plays your boyfriends/partners/exes (however many you want) And what's the tagline of the movie? - Who plays me? Well if you want the actress who most resembles my personality it would have to be Lisa Simpson. But you probably want someone alive, well I’ll dream big. The starring role goes to Catherine Zeta-Jones because I so want to be her (minus the old husband). My dad will be played by Pierce Brosnan (because my mom has been in love with him since Remmington Steele). Mom will be played by Dame Diana Riggs (because I’ve been in love with her since the Avengers). My brother can be played by Brad Pitt (we’ll be the too attractive to be believed family). My friends...Shari can be played by Alyson Hannigan. Sharon can be played by Elizabeth Rohm (okay so I just made Sharon tall), Margi can be played by that obnoxious voice woman on Will & Grace (and we’ll try to make her do a different voice or something), my internet buddies...I’m not sure. My boyfriend well hell Vincent Kartheiser can play the young new love of my middle aged life. James Marsters can be the ballet dancer I used to date and Mato Nanji can play his blues playing self. Michael GreyEyes can be the boy I almost married and Harrison Ford can be the college prof I was crushing on. The tag line? - This is what happens when the gods laugh.

2. Who sings the theme song? (and what is the theme song, if you want) - Josh Groban, let him find a song that fits me perfectly for the opening song and tender moments theme. Meredith Brooks’ ‘Bitch’ can be my theme

3. Describe your funeral. - Okay, now this is funny because I just heard of a new way of being disposed off that I HAVE to have. Firstly, the Catholic viewing will have a voice activated loop recorded by me triggered by the words, ‘doesn’t she look so good/like she’s sleeping’ that will reply, ‘no, I look dead.’ The service WILL play Mozart’s requiem (because damn it, I’m that vain). Then and here’s that new thing I just heard on the radio (and sadly they didn’t know who/how to get in touch with) I will be cremated and my ashes packed into fireworks and my funeral will concluded with said fireworks. And for visiting purposes later (because you WILL visit my grave) I just want a little rock in a garden with the plaque that says ‘told you I was sick!’

4. If you could bring any character to life to be your best friend, who would it be? (movie/tv/song/mythological/whatever) - If you asked me this when I was 6, it would have been Speed Racer (quit laughing). I can’t decide (I’m a Gemini, lay off), it would be Spock and Indiana Jones

5. How do you think other people describe you to their friends? - That bitch. Seriously though, I think they’d describe me as odd, macabre, intimidating and intelligent, sometimes too much so for my own good. They’d probably say I’m imaginative and creative with leanings towards know-it-all-ism. They’d probably say I’m stubborn, temperamental and able to forge ahead through lots of hardships


Now who'd like me to interview them?