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I'm thinking hey life's not so bad, i can avoid watching sucky S3 of Angel because we've restarted S1 of Buffy hence saving me from the horrors of sitting quietly as I eat breakfast. So as I'm chowing down fiber twigs and soy nuggets, I see Mousezilla run across the kitchen again. Fuckity fuck. So Mom brought me the more vicious kind of trap and I try to set it. i think they're defective because the spring thingie does NOT fit anywhere on the bait trap like it says. But on the plus side I caught my finger in it.



I get to work and it's lab practical time. I made life very simple for them with 4 every day questions, stuff according to the books everyone graduating middle school should know plus a gimme question

1. Who wrote Beethoven's Fifth (no one knew, okay about 10 out of 27 but still)

2. Where is Mount Rushmore. = 7 votes for Washington, Three for Colorado and North Dakota, 5 for South Dakota (go you 5), and one each for CA, Delaware, Hollywood, Nevada and RUSSIA.

and 3 the gimme. Dr Evans has lived/worked in a land where the Hodag lives, in a psychic commune, in the UFO capital of the world, in a land under an Indian curse OR MORE LIKELY all of the above - do you want to know how many didn't actually believe me when I gave them the answer. Head desk.



Then I pack up the cats (I TOLD them the four muscles I would tag on the cats, two are arm, two chest/back, and they STILL got them wrong) and as I'm walking them to the frig I feel wet...I look down and my crotch and legs are SOAKED in embalming fluid. Now I know I haven't used those parts in a while but they're not ready for a funeral!





I get home and have two options clean so I can be doubly sure Mousezilla has no reason to stay or suck on the tequila bottle. I opt for cleaning. Take out the broom and find where the little bastard is living in the broom closet. I set the traps I have there. I HEAR him in there. Fuck this, I'm getting Dcon.



Talked the power company to find out why my bill is suddenly 205$ instead of the usual 80-87$. (they have no good reason) and to find out why they never came out here like promised. Promised them I would sic the Power Commisson on them and I shall over break. Don't fuck with me. I will fuck back.



Then student loans called me and asked why I haven't paid my 1700$/month bill and I said because that's 80% of my monthly salary and I'm not paying it. I told them they could be more reasonable and take into account that I'm partially disabled and I teach in a rural setting, you know things that are supposed to get me breaks on loans. She's actually looking into it.



Then I found out my classical and/or Jazz mail order place that I've been using for going on 20 years now suddenly made the default shipping EXPRESS and I didn't notice and ended up charged a fortune for my latest online purchases (I wrote to complain)



THen typing this the power went out. PLEASE don't let it go out again since I have to get up early tomorrow and do another lab practical.