Dear Neighbors

Dear Neighbor Across the Street
Your chickens are loose. AGAIN. If I hit one, i'm not telling you. I'll just pop it into the garbage bag in my trunk and take it home for dinner.


Dear Unknown Neighbor

Thanks for crashing into my mail box. That makes it special. And apartment? What's up with the sound? I can hear EVERY god damn 18 wheeler going down the road but you muffle the sounds of someone sliding into the mail box row (Crushing only mine)

Dear Trucker Neighbor

While I do not begrudge you your choice of decorations, could we PLEASE at least screw your Harley Davidson plaque into the shutters in a manner that isn't crooked. Kthx

Dear Neighbor who first welcomed me here

THANK YOU for having a cat box on your porch. You and I can stand against the bitch neighbor who's causing troubles for Roy and the kittens

Dear Furry Neighbors

Just because I come out the door does not mean I'm feeding your furry butts. If you already HAVE food in the bowl that means it's highly unlikely MORE will be joining those nuggets. Clinging to the laundry basket I'm hauling outside will not earn you treats.

Dear Self

Keep the hell out of Big Lots!

and until my writer friend DTB reminded me I had totally forgotten that I was doing the 70 days of sweat (i.e. you write every day for 70 days) well it's not like i've been slacking.

so here come the word counts again, but just raw word counts, no fancy counters since i have no real goal other than to write every night.

today - 2675 words.

Deck the halls (holiday stream of consciousness)

or more like swear, fling things and nearly die.

Yes it's foggy and rainy but it's 50 so i FINALLY get out there to decorate the porch. My garland is two different colors but that's okay. My wreath is pretty (but it likes to shed things)

and then the star of the show, the new star lights I just got at Big Lots. I try to get them up over the window. THis should be a piece of cake with all the helpers I have. There I am, balancing on a chair in my bare feet (so I can use my toes).

No clear packing tape but I can hide the duct tape. Besides silver is seasonal (go with it). The bloody stars won't untangle. Oh look, a twist tie

Shut up Sanzo

Chrono don't pull on that

Still won't come undone. Oh look another twist tie

Shut up Roy

For the love of God, NO, Chrono

WTF STILL can't get them apart. How many @$%#$ twist ties are there? Ah, success. hide the wire in the ledge. fa la la la la. Tape...

Shut up Sanzo.

Roy get off of there

Chrono WTF?

Azmaria, at least you're good

Tape, why don't you stick? More tape needed. Hold dubious. Screw you holiday season. More tape.

Die felines die.

Success. Get off the chair, plug in. WHY was I so stupid as to NOT check the lights before hanging. Because they were brand new and I was in a rush. Two don't work. Hmm well they are chasing/ waving stars maybe no one notices. If they fall down, they'll go back, if they stay up, live with it.

Carry chair into house. Four furry bastards race in. Stumble with chair, nearly die. Find the monsters. Put them out.

Sit down with hot chocolate and LOTS of rum. Amuse people on the net.

meme fun (i.e. i dont wanna write my final exams)

Took from various people on my flist:

1. Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
2. Click random article again; that is your album name.
3. Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.


band - Cardinal Grimaldi Nicola

album -Harry Turtledove
Tracks:
1. Eulalia of Mérida
2. Plateau Creek (Colorado)
3. Johann Friedrich Struensee
4. Montereale Valcellina
5. Ipabog
6. Grand Tour
7. Down to Earth and High Cumberland Jubliee (compilations)
8. Ministry of Home Affairs
9. Oenothera speciosa
10. A Dying Light in Corduba
11. Tidal Basin
12. Hoa Binh Province
13. Ironheart
14. Nechako River
15. Fort Rock, Oregon

okay, given that I'm named after a historical figure and my album name just so happens to be an author renown for alternative history, I'm betting a lot of my songs are song-stories and a high number of them have to do with saving Gaia. I'm popular with the granola crowd and guys only listen to me to impress the eco-girls they want to lay. If I'm on in the background there's probably a group of old hippies holding hands around a fire.

spammy

i have a migraine and I don't wanna do much so I'm wasting time.

Got this from ishte...and now I think I'm in some kind of game (you know, reading things might help, Self, seriously)

COM’s new nation

Fic - Justifiable Insubordination

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