dear students you're supposed to wait until I give you scalpels

Before you cut the tip of my finger off. HOW you managed to paper cut my finger so bad just handing me back a lab book I have no idea. Blood everywhere. how can a paper cut result in a bleed that gets all over the lab table, my shirt and my whole hand?

AND the book store didn't order my lab books. They used the scratched out book order and IGNORED the one written out starred and circled as the one to use. Special.

The copier worked for all of 3 minutes before dying again. And I forgot to mention that to top off my crappy day yesterday/today that time of the month rolled around and reared its ugly head.

We also felt the earthquake here. Not in my lab but at the clinic they had. I hope everyone is safe and sound. It looks like most of my flistis accounted for.

Note to self no matter how sweet the coupon is you do NOT need to buy ANYTHING from Amy's kitchen.It all tastes awful. I was reading the box after eating (it looked good black bean cassarole that 'tastes like a big bowl of nachoes') where they proudly say they use less hot spice than the traditional mexican dish. This is not something to brag about. It tasted like corn much and black bean paste and looked like something the dog barfed up. Nothing I've ever gotten from them has had any taste. Bland rules Amy's so-called kitchen.

Anyone want to beta a roy/maes story? I'll be done with it tonight in theory

( day 300+ HOW did these people sleep? )

Ficlet - Under the Influence

Title --Under the Influence
Author-- cornerofmadness
series -- manga/FMA:B
Disclaimer -- Arakawa owns all
Rating -- PG
Characters/Pairing -- Roy, Maes, Chris, OC
Timeline/Spoilers -- Set during Maes’s and Roy’s time in the Academy
Word Count -- 346
Warning -- boys being drunk
Summary -- It’s break time from the Academy and Roy just had to bring Maes home to meet his family
Author’s Note -- Technically what Maes stole was one of the many variations on the New Orleans classic, the Hurricane. Had five of these once, woke up the next day with a broken toe and a voo doo doll, gotta love the Hurricane. This was written for fma_fic_contest's 'girlie cocktail' prompt. Thanks to evil_little_dog for the beta.

( Why did you never tell me you lived in a place like this )