Fic - No More Mr. Nice Guy

Title --No More Mr. Nice Guy
Author-- cornerofmadness
series --manga
Disclaimer -- Arakawa owns all
Rating -- teen
Characters/Pairing -- Roy, Riza, Alphonse
Timeline/Spoilers -- post 108
Word Count 1102
Warning -- none
Summary -- Al has a huge favor to ask
Author’s Note Al wanted me to do something from the moment he saw the prompt. I didn't think I had time with NaNo and all but this wrote in under a half hour. Guess Al really wanted to get it out there. Thanks to evil_little_dog for the beta. Written for fma_fic_contest's 'sweet' prompt
( Alphonse Elric is here to see you )

it's amazing how much taste a celery seed has

They're one of the smallest seeds in the plant world but one bit and it's all celery all the time. I'm contemplating that as I drink my post grading bloody mary. I am furious with these students

Mom- you always say that

Me - this final I got lazy, 40 of the 70 questions were word for word from their homework assignment.

Mom - Oh...

Me- and look at this one from yesterday's tests. This clinical condition is characterized by having both ovaries and testicles. What is that Mom

Mom - herma...you know that greek god one.

Me - she answered FEMALE.

Mom - did you ask her where her testicles were

Me - I should. And she's praticing. I KNOW which hospital she works at.

Mom - don't go there.

Me - I should stop putting vodka in sauces and just drink it.

Mom - you should.

And so I am.

We did have our holiday party today. I missed 90% of it since I had a final but at least I got to hang out a little and talked to some students I don't even know. I will say I am more than a little annoyed that the solitary vegetarian was whining about meat when at least four of us made strictly veggie dishs just for her.

My cats did amuse me today. Well last night, Soul was slapping water in the tub and nearly fell in (the drain needs unclogged so it's taking forever to drain). I get out, I hear scrabbling nails then SPLASH. He just sat there stunned then the flailing began.

This morning he and Kanda were taking turns coiling into springs then leaping to see who could get the highest on the wall. This was not my favorite game. And I have long been wondering why my broom is falling apart. I never see it happen when i sweep up litter but Soul keeps getting strands which he LOVES to attack all over the house. Well I caught him at it tonight. He's PULLING them out of the broom on his own, brat.