the fun madlib meme

[cornerofmadness]

So i print out the questions after making a list (one for BtVS/AtS and one for Harry Potter) and head to the library to do this while waiting on my clothes to wash at the laundromat behind the library. Nothing like sitting at a library carrol and laughing your head off...

1. Angel
2. Connor
3. Spike
4. Dawn
5. Faith
6. Buffy
7. Lindsey
8. Giles
9. Darla
10. Willow
11. Cordelia
12. Xander

 

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?  Buffy/Cordelia, yes I’ve read some by Marenfic and some others

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?  Dawn dresses up very nice. Yes she’s pretty damn hot.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?  If Xander got Giles pregnant, the world would grind to a halt and there’d be a group puke.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?  Darla fic? Well I don’t want to rec my own…so lemme go look. guess we're not Darla writers much.

Would Two and Six make a good couple? Connor and Buffy make a disturbing couple more so than a good one. Still, that didn’t stop me from writing a ship fic for them.
 
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?  Faith/Darla vs. Faith/Willow, Well, the latter pairing hates each other. I’ll go with Evil Faith and Darla. Imagine the wickedness.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?  If Lindsey walked in on Connor and Cordy having sex, well he probably would have tripped over Angel in the process.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.  Having glimpsed the sheet hotness and evil fun of Wishverse Willow, Spike has to create her here for his very own.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff??  Angel/Giles fluff? I suspect it may exist but I can’t fathom it.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Dawn/Xander h/c fic? Uh, I suck at titles, The carpenter needs his key?

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?  I can’t even imagine how Dawn could deflower Angel….okay, Angel returns to see Buffy in Rome just in time to find Dawn eager to try out her new toy, a vibrating strap on and CBT set. (okay I could imagine it)

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?  Lindsey slashers. I’ll assume someone does but I couldn’t point a finger. Maybe they’ll volunteer.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?  I’m assuming 90% of my list would read Spike het fic. certainly rahirah mzzgoddessblue myfeetshowit druinsanity  tinpanalley  and Chelle86

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? A handful of us write Cordelia including blaar_rosir and catlove

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?  Connor/Dawn/Faith? Hell I’ve written that and I’d read it if someone else has.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?  Willow would probably say something that would shock us all.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?  Pink Floyd’s Comfortably Numb for Giles
 

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?  Warnings for a Angel/Buffy/Xander fic, character death and sexual abuse of Xander’s corpse.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?  Connor to Willow…um ‘Bet you know ways to make me like magic. Wanna show me?

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?  The last Faith centric piece I’ve read was Windows by Chris G-D recently.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?  Buffy likes to clean house in pony boots while wearing a saddle then rounds it out with her partner throwing citrus at her in the tub and ridiculing her performance (Don’t laugh, I’ve seen both portions as separate personal ads)

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?  Would Cordy shag Darla? You know as jealous as Cordy was of Darla, I’d say no unless intensely drunk.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?  Spike and Lindsey would be wrestling for control so much they’d probably never get to the down and dirty.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. So let’s see Angel and Darla were happy until Darla runs off with Dawn. Angel has a one nighter with Cordelia then an unhappy affair with Xander. Finally he follows Faith’s advice and finds true love with Spike. I’d call it The Sexual Reawakening of A.
Marenfic , evil_little_dog (Because I make her) and southernbangel  (outta curiosity) read it. Marenfic  should write it.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? If Lindsey/Giles were canon I’d be bored. I can’t imagine them having much in common or any sense of spark.

 

1. Harry
2. Ron
3. Hermione
4. Sirius
5. Remus
6. Fred
7. George
8. Luna
9. Hagrid
10. Ginny
11. Seamus
12. Draco

 

 

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?  No, I’ve never read Fred/Seamus fic and no, I really don’t want to.

 

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?  Is Sirius hot…um  you know, at the risk of being stoned by my flist no, he’s not. He does squat for me.

 

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?  If Draco got Luna pregnant his family would disown him and all of Hogwarts would laugh.

 

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? I can recommend exactly no Hagrid fic. I don’t think I’ve ever read any Hagrid centric fic.

 

Would Two and Six make a good couple? Ron and Fred do not make a good couple. I’m not from AL. Incest isn’t best.
 
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?  I’ll go with Remus/Ginny. She’s got a furry daddy thing going on. Remus/Hagrid just made my skin crawl.

 

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?  If George walked in on Ron and Draco having sex he’d kill his brother and Draco just to restore order to the Wizarding world.

 

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.  – Hermione  and Ginny tired of trying to get attention from their hapless idiot boyfriends, find Gryffyndor Bliss in the girls dormitory

 

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff??  Harry/Luna fluff? Oh probably but don’t ask me where.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.  Back with the titles. Sigh. George/Draco h/c…Double Trouble?

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?  Harry, lonely and confused about what’s missing in his life, turns to his godfather who teaches him about love….

 

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?  George slash…I know it exists but I don’t know that anyone on my list would read it.

 

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?  I’ll assume several of us would and do read Hermione het. Its_art, catlove for instance

 

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?  Does anyone do stuff for Seamus? You know…probably not.

 

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?  Ron/Sirius/Remus? Why am I looking at purple_smurf?

 

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?  “Oh Harry!…Opps, sorry Dean.”

 

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?  For Luna…Evanescence’s Imaginary
 

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?  Warning for Harry/Fred/Draco – hot boy on boy action, air games and whips

 

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?  Rob had best not have a pick up line for his baby sister!

 

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?  Haven’t read any Remus fic in a while.

 

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?  Fred’s kink is he likes to cover his tallywhacker with invisible ink just for giggles

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?  Would Seamus shag Hagrid…let’s not even go there.

 

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?  If Hermione and George got together George would be the bottom no question.

 

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.  Harry and Hagrid are in a happy relationship until Hagrid runs off with Sirius. Harry has a one nighter with Seamus then an unhappy affair with Draco until he listens to Remus and finds true love with Hermione? The title would be  Girls ARE better than Boys. I don’t want to know who’d read it and its_art might be twisted enough to write it.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?  If George and Luna were canon, you know that could be amusing.

 

 

 

 

Comments

[tinpanalley.livejournal.com]

I love "Comfortably Numb" as Giles' song!! Great choice!

Ooh, Evil Faith/Darla! That pairing demands to be written!

[marenfic.livejournal.com]

I am caught between feeling honored and concerned that you would pick me to both read (without qualification) and write the Romantic Epic of The Sexual Reawakening of A.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I figure it this way, you'd want to read it, get tired of waiting on me to get over my Angel/Xander block and finish it yourself

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I thought Comfortably Numb was perfect. And yes someone better at femslash than I needs to tackle EvilFaith/Darla

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

p.s. love this icon

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

This was hysterical. But the best might be Fred’s kink is he likes to cover his tallywhacker with invisible ink just for giggles. Seriously, just can't stop laughing.

And the Angel romatic opus sadly does not sound that farfetched.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

glad you enjoyed Fred's kink

and as for Angel...yeah, it probably isn't

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

actually there was no sex in my Connor/Faith/Dawn. It's called SPirit Rain and it's on the geekgirlz site (Dead Letters Home: Spirit rain)

Figured there had to be a Lindsey slasher out there somewhere.

Yeah I was sure there was Angel/Buffy/Xander adn I was sure I didn't want to read it

[mzzgoddessblue.livejournal.com]

How does this work? do you just write down 12 characters from BtVS/AtS and then read the questions?

[mzzgoddessblue.livejournal.com]

Having glimpsed the sheet hotness and evil fun of Wishverse Willow, Spike has to create her here for his very own.

OH GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I totally agree

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes, that's right. Or any fandom you care to do it for