You Know Your Day is Off to A Weird Start When..

[cornerofmadness]

You have to go to Wal-Mart at 9:00AM because you forgot something you absolutely need today and can't wait until 9:00pm when you get off work. So you go and when you get out of the store right by your car hitched to the lamppost is a horse and buggy. I almost ran back in for a disposable camera! Still wondering what the Amish might want in Wal-Mart...

And to Sallie Mae loans, yes I know my consolidation paperwork has to be signed electronically by tomorrow. It's NOT working right and you have a loan in there I don't want consolidated but you wouldn't know that because a) you never answer emails and B) you've had your phone set to 'we're too overwhelmed to take your calls, go work it out on the website.' You suck mightily. Hopefully I CAN blindly sign this consolidation you jackasses and then remove that loan later. If not, guess I'll have to live with it. I repeat you suck.