How I waste my office hours

[cornerofmadness]

By doing memes. Both evil_little_dog and bashipforever tagged me to do this a while back. Finally got to it. The 20 things about me
1. I met a ghost/spirit/whatever you want to call him when I was six. He’s still with me and likes to spook boyfriends
2. I was also six the first time I had a precognitive dream of our tree house getting smashed by a car and I refused to play there afterwards. It happened a week later during hours we would have been there
3. I like to play with fire
4. Another tree house was named for the ship on Lost in Space and/or The Enterprise based on which geek mode I was in.
5. I play a tenor sax solo at the Old Post Office in D.C. for Bush the First’s inauguration (no I didn’t vote for him)
6. I once impaled my wrist with a stick
7. I often have dreams where I’m savagely murdered
8. My first fanfic was a Mary Sue who was in love with Han Solo. I was 10.
9. I have on no less than three occasions in Grade school and high school proved a teacher wrong and had books to back me up
10. My boyfriend told me he didn’t have money to go to the prom and turned around and asked my best friend. None of us went to the prom.
11. I’m known as a magnet for were supernatural phenomena and have been told that by many supposed psychics
12. I attract lightening
13. I technically have an English degree but don’t have the paper since I got angry at my college, refused to complete the one course there and took it else where but never transferred it.
14. I’ve had to cut off a penis as one of my surgeries as a medical resident
15. I’ve had coffee with a serial killer
16. I was once offered a job in New Orleans as a dominatrix. It paid 100$/hr I turned it down.
17. I have published short stories and produced a play
18. I was so well known of a ghost hunter on campus that the parapsychology teacher who had never met me had me student teach her class
19. I’ve met all the cast of the original Star Trek except Deforest Kelly
20. For many years I was convinced I would name my first born son Aragon.

And then there's this. You know he was my favorite character from the books.