took this meme from Flurblewig. take a paragraph of your fic, run it through the Bablefish translator into a foreign language and then back again.
From Fumbling Towards Ecstasy
Connor returned with two mugs of chocolate and, to her surprise, he sat on his roommate’s bed. Was he really that angry with her still? She hadn’t realized just how much she had hurt the kid. She had never gotten a straight answer if he had had another lover outside of Cordy. There was that Traci person he was supposed to be in love with thanks to the spell and he had bragged in front of Angel and Spike about girls but she was getting the feeling it had been all talk. She hated dealing with virgins. They always read too much into it. Just look at Harris. Granted, Connor wasn’t a virgin when she got to him. It was worse. Between what Cordy had done to him and his pathologic need for a family, he was clingy
In Italian just because it Amuses me:
Connor ha rinviato con due tazze di cioccolato e, con la sua sorpresa, si è seduto sulla base del suo compagno di camera. Era ancora realmente quell'arrabbiato con lei? Non aveva realizzato appena quanto aveva danneggiato il capretto. Non aveva ottenuto mai una risposta diritta se avesse avuto altro amante fuori di Cordy. Ci era quella persona che di Traci è stato supposto di essere nell'amore con grazie al periodo e si era vantato davanti l'angelo ed il punto circa le ragazze ma stava ottenendo la sensibilità era stato tutto il colloquio. Odiava occuparsi dei virgins. Leggono sempre troppo in esso. Sguardo giusto a Harris. Assegnato, Connor non era un virgin quando ha ottenuto lui. Era più difettoso. Fra che Cordy aveva fatto lui ed alla sua esigenza patologica di una famiglia, era clingy
Connor has sent back with two chocolate cups and, with its surprise, it has been based on the base of its roommate. It was that still really angry one with she? It had not realized hardly how much had damaged the kidskin. It had not never obtained a straight answer if it had had other lover outside of Cordy. There was that person who of Thracians has been supposed of being in the love with thanks to the period and she had boasted the angel and the point approximately the girls but she was obtaining the sensibility had been all the talk. It hated to take care itself of the virgins. They read always too much in it. Just look to Harris. Assigned, Connor it was not a virgin when it has obtained he. It was defective. Between that Cordy had made he and its pathological requirement of a family, was clingy
