Stories I never wrote

[cornerofmadness]

I had a ball working on these so if you didn't get to play and want to, give me a title and I'll write you a summary (you can specify fandom/pairing if you want)

But before I get to them I forgot this student tidbit to make you wince thru the weekend. I had no less than FIVE people ask me how to skin their cats (dissecting lab) and finally I just had to get pissy and ask.. Do you See FUR? No! Do you think those brown-red things that correspond to muscles are skin? Your cat is SKINNED. That means you skip that part in the lab book and move to sec. #2. I didn't think i needed to tell college student this but I am wrong.

And now on to titles

From evil_little_dog

Subcuteaneus -(Angel) What is he under the skin? Demon? Human? Neither? Connor thinks he’ll go mad trying to figure it out.

Following - (Wolf’s Rain) - Toboe doesn’t know why he’s so compelled to follow Tsume, after all the older wolf is nothing but mean to him but somehow he can’t seem to let go.

...And In This Corner (Fullmetal Alchemist) - Sometimes Winry thinks Ed braids his hair too tight. What other explanation is there for him challenging Flame to another fight after what happened last time.

Crash and Burn - (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Just when Buffy thinks she has both vampires out of her system and she’s ready to move on, here they come again to wreck things.

Return Post - (Fullmetal Alchemist) - She looks for the return post every day but letters from him never arrive. What’s a girl to do when she gets tired of waiting?

Circling My Heart (Fullmetal Alchemist) - A perfect square, husband and wife, commander and adjunct, the four of them circling each other in a strange love ‘triangle’ that few would understand and the military would never accept.

For aaronlisa Anatomy for Beginners - Spike & Drusilla (BtVS)- Drusilla teaches Spike all the best places to drink from and where to get the best screams, teaching him anatomy one victim at a time.

For mjules

Snake Charmer- (X-Files ) Scully had hoped that she had seen the last of Dr. Blockhead and the Conundrum but she and Mulder cross paths with them at their new ‘circus,’ a place with a very strange snake dance act.

Mouse Skating - (Full metal Alchemist ) Winter days are long but Riza never thought the boys would do anything this retarded. Several of Mustang’s men later, she finds herself nursing a battered Roy hoping he’s learned, betting, ice and mice do not belong in the same sentence.

Persephone's Last Breath - (Star Trek: The Next Generation ) Picard rarely allowed himself personal liaisons but when the beautiful new mythology scholar comes aboard the Enterprise, he can’t help himself, even if it means his death.


Puedo Escribir - (Fullmetal Alchemist ) Maes didn’t know what he was getting into when he asked Roy how to write in the ‘language of birds.’ Who knew his naked body could be transformed into a canvas for alchemic artwork and that this much fun could be had doing it?

for vampedvixen Connor And The Studded Bullwhip - Angel - In going through Angel’s drawers looking for cash to go out on the town, Connor comes across something that scars him for life.


for leni_ba Time's Up. Welcome, Sun - Angel - After everyone dies in L.A., Connor hunts down those who betrayed his father. Harmony is the first to get captured. She has to free herself or meet the dawn

And I actually plan on writing something similar to this for my Fifth Sun series and I may just use Leni's title.