The Ides of March

[cornerofmadness]

Oh yes, I AM bewaring them now. I'm humbled by their power to fuck up my day. As if Dell wasn't enough, I chose today to grade my lab exams. Well, now several shots of tequila later, I'm just quietly sobbing to myself (well not really, mostly I'm picturing me with a scapel and free rein to murder the incompetent). I mean seriously when I tell you that I'm only putting TWO cats on the exam and on one I'm tagging only the serratus anterior and the latissimisis Dorsi and on the other I'm only tagging the biceps and triceps and asking for the movement and that's EXACTLY what I do. NO ONE should get it wrong instead of 80% of you who managed to not listen and make me insane.

And so I decide, enough test checking, I'm going to check out Curves since it's the only game in town. Well, I get there, it's empty and the person behind the counter is a student who's FAILING my course. She's in no mood to explain anything to me. I don't like the idea of Curves, I just don't. 30 second work outs on circular equipment set up in a rickety assed building that wants direct access to my bank account or they charge me 10$ more a month for the priveledge...Um, maybe not. Hell it takes me 30 seconds to get up off that equipment and move. Maybe I'll check into that dude doing yoga in his house first. Goddess. I could cry.