In between times

[cornerofmadness]

One final taken (and I'm dying laughing in the office. My secretary is looking at me strange. NO ONE knows the anatomy of the penis. She asks, 'what are they high or just stupid?' and several of them think the pancreas secretes ACID to alkalinize the intestinal fluids)

Thanks to everyone who volunteered to read the original fic. As soon as I fix the tense problems I'll send it along (and stop acting so shocked that I wrote something short...okay, maybe shock is in order)


ETA - My non-majors just had their final. My favorite answer to the question. WHere in the testis is sperm made_________________(the answer is seminiferous tubules) answered OVARIES! The student in question is male. How do you escape high school this ignorant?

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[esmerelda-t.livejournal.com]

NO ONE knows the anatomy of the penis

Even the students that actually have a penis?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Yes! And in my non-major's class one boy when asked where in the testes is sperm made answered OVARIES

[sita-137.livejournal.com]

That was a BOY??!!??!!

I'm thinking you should stop teaching anatomy and focus on birth control...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that was included in that particular lecture...

[carlyinrome.livejournal.com]

*blinks* I lack the words . . .

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

YOU DO? Imagine me trying to grade these things. I need tequila stat

[carlyinrome.livejournal.com]

Hell, you need a tequila IV. I can't imagine grading those; I would get jaded very quickly. I don't know how you manage.

[sita-137.livejournal.com]

I meant focusing on encouraging them to stop reproducing...

[mjules.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Man, oh man. Ovaries! If he wants to try ovaries - and a uterus too, for that matter! - he can borrow mine. At least until they get through bleeding and cramping this month.

OMG.

Ovaries.

[mjules.livejournal.com]

Oh, also - clearly, you need to let them read some of the porn you edit during tests. They might learn a little about anatomy that way. *grins*

Of course, some of the boys might freak out on the Maes/Roy, but they deserve to at this point.

[esmerelda-t.livejournal.com]

*Bites lip to keep from laughing*

That's one very confused boy, that's all I can say. :)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

but I bet he uses those parts even if he doesn't know what they do

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah you think after a sex lecture with me they'd be better prepared for this

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

and the little snot will probably breed

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

actually that might have been pretty clear too

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

this is only my second year at it but all that time in my medical practice listening to the moronic things my patients have done got me prepared for this

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Do you have to get out living models and show these people?

[mjules.livejournal.com]

*giggles* The way it sounds, he could reproduce without any help. You know, seeing that he's a hermaphrodite and all.

[makd.livejournal.com]

RE: Your favorite answer --- could he have been kidding?

[sita-137.livejournal.com]

That might be what they were hoping for... Though I can't help but think of Monty Python. :)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

maybe Monty Python would stick in their heads

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

well given that he's one of those students who needed every point on that final exam....i hope not. Maybe I'll just pretend he was

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

don't go there!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Showing today in the reproduction lab, Doc dana's collection of Porn

[sita-137.livejournal.com]

Ooooh.... you could always threaten to reinact that if they don't pass it on the quiz...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

"Now, just remember, this ain't real."

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes trust me, most of you can't do this

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Not standing on your head or lying in a bed or....

/whimsical