Finals week is hell

[cornerofmadness]

Dear Students the way you take tests makes God kill kittens. Explain to me why, when you know you need every point would you NOT do the extra credit that was merely reading one ecology article and answering 4 questions a sixth grader could answer? And you people riding the border of a grade who also need every point, why did you blow off the extra credit too?

And for the handful of you failing my class, do you want an F? Why would you fail every exam and not drop my clas? Were you expecting an Nth hour miracle? too bad. I'm failing you. I have no qualms about it. Let your coach call me.

And to the anatomy class, I might forgive the poor deluded non-major boy who thinks he has ovaries but there is NO excuse for only 5 out of 20 of you to get the anatomy of the penis right (and only one of you was a guy!). There were pictures of flayed penises, what more did you want to drive the point home?

You're the reason I suckle on a margarita bottle at nights.