Why does this keep happening to me?

[cornerofmadness]

Last year it was the stone in my Bush's chili. Tonight I got out a mango ice cream pop for dessert and put it in my mouth. There's something funky tasting with all the wrong texture. I pull it out and on the backside which I never thought to you know, rotated it and examine all sides there of, there's a finger from a latex glove in my pop!!

I'm still sick hours later. You done laughing now, Supreme Being? Haha, COM the cosmic joke.