Sighs

[cornerofmadness]

Dear Students,

NOT coming to class in the first week makes me scowl. i've already handed out one quiz. I'll do it again. Don't torque me off.


Dear Weather

You blow, stop raining. I wanted to go out this weekend



Dear Knee

So sorry I creamed you. STOP HURTING. You suck.



Dear Body
You're tired. i get that. Find energy somewhere. You have pounds of fat you could convert. You suck too.


Dear COM

Hey dipshit, how could you forget that your handwritten labs were tied into the OLD text book and have to be redone. Kiss your weekend goodbye. Moron.


so much for me going to evil_little_dog's this weekend. Well I still have the Mothman fest to look forward to on the 16th.

Comments

[southernbangel.livejournal.com]

Dude, first week of class and they're not showing up? Heck, even I waited until about the third week before I started that. . .

So sorry about your knee!! Yeouch!! I hope it feels better soon.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks. Seriously. Am I THAT boring.

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Being boring is an art form! Take pride in it!

[druinsanity.livejournal.com]

wow first week. those are some brave not so smart kids.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah that's my thought.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort. Well then I'm way proud. Though I have a few people already telling me how fascinating this class is. Are they just apple polishing or do they mean it or both. Time will tell

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Well, brown-nosing is also an artform.

I've perfected both art forms in my day!

[lunykimberly.livejournal.com]

See, with my school? They wouldn't be able to get away with that. If you miss the first two days of class (or don't email the online instructor during the first five days) you're automatically dropped from the course. And if you miss more than 25 percent of the course, you're automatically dropped with a grade of 'F'.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that's what is SUPPOSED to happen here but it doesn't.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you and me both