Dear Santa

[cornerofmadness]

lifted from several friends

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I pulled mjules's hair (-5 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, evil_litlle_dog (-5000 points). In March I punched dlgood in the arm (-10 points). Last week I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5791 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, cornerofmadness

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Man I have NO redeeming qualities do I? Speaking of the holidays and what I might want...really nothing. But if any one out there wants to write me some drabbles or stories or do up some art, you know what i like. If you don't, ask.

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Ummm...GENOCIDE. What'd I ever do to you? Seriously? *headshake*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you laughed at me and the flaming spider

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

No, I laughed at you and mourned the spider, that's probably it.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh probably

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Probably. Hah.