How Biology Profs differ from most other profs

[cornerofmadness]

Generally you don't see an English prof cruising the halls with a head under one arm and a scrotum/penis in the other hand. Ah, the looks I get walking around. THIS is what happened to the last student who pissed me off!

Sent up the lab practical from hell for tomorrow. The cats got their revenge. They splashed me in the eye with preservatives as I pulled them out of the bag. Nothing like formaldehyde in the eye to say hello Monday.

I got invited to join the author's chat group for Dreamspinner. I don't know why but it makes me smile. I'm sure i'll be reminding myself to play nice.

I want to know why it was in the 60s and i drove all the way here with the windows down yesterday and today it's cold as hell with rain. Cold I like rain + cold not so much.

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[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Okay, I've seen English profs with skulls under their arms.

Penii? Not so much.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

never underestimate the effect of wandering around Penis in hand

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't I know it...I used to hang out with body piercers and their collection of pierced dildoes.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Generally you don't see an English prof cruising the halls with a head under one arm and a scrotum/penis in the other hand. Ah, the looks I get walking around. THIS is what happened to the last student who pissed me off!


HA! That is all.

[seaweed-fma.livejournal.com]

Oh, so he's giving head and getting head at the same time...

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Generally you don't see an English prof cruising the halls with a head under one arm and a scrotum/penis in the other hand. Ah, the looks I get walking around. THIS is what happened to the last student who pissed me off!

This image of you really, really fits.

Have you ever thought of changing your LJ name to Kali?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha on occasion yes i have

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahahaha

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

those would be even more fun than an anatomically dissected one

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

It was great watching the reactions of all the men....

[seaweed-fma.livejournal.com]

Well, you know what they say, two heads are better than one.\



(Okay, blame my husband- with the Biology degree- for both of those!!!)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

very funny

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha

I don't know...

[littlechemist01.livejournal.com]

All of my profs are strange! but they are also geared towards science...so yeah. I tend to like the strange prof's better...and just for the record, I hated those dman cats, they stink and the perserves make every orifice sting ( I wore a shielded surgery mask when I dicected them, only because I'm the idiot that would splash the shit into my eyes). On a note about the rain, it's the same here in MD, it was nice this morning, then when I left work it was raining and butter cold! Stupid weather!

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

You know, 'automatic duck and cover'.

[mjules.livejournal.com]

I dare you to include that scene in a story. ;)

And yes, play nice. There are some people on that list that it's just better to ignore.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Snort I just may

and i figured you'd get me the heads up in that regard

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I told New Boss the horror stories about the vacuum cleaner and the crazy glue - it was funny watching his full-body shudder.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

ha

Re: I don't know...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i tended to like the strange ones myself.

i always get the cat all over me. i'm used to it.