Dear Santa

[cornerofmadness]

taken from lordgloria

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In September on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday bob_fish and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I stole tehlobster's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole silvrethorn's purse (30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-71 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, cornerofmadness

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whoo hoo, do I get to pick who does the spanking since I have a list?

also forgot to mention the dream i had last night. Roy, Garfiel, Maes and Armstrong were all dancing and singing to Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment" and can you say La Cage aux Folles costuming? I bet you can

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

YAY FOR YOUR DREAM!

Ed's hiding.

[enemytosleep]

I did this, but it deducted 10 points for buying porn for a friend. I should have received 10 points, not lost them.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

can't you just imagine THAT kick line

[lordgloria.livejournal.com]

Oooo! A fellow naughty!! Spankings all around!!

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Hey CoM, it's been a whole week - can I have my share of the ill-gotten loot now, please?

[tehlobster.livejournal.com]

Boo, I was nice. I wanted the spanking too, roflmao!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

haha, you can't have mine but I'm sorry about stealing your purse

[tehlobster.livejournal.com]

Heehee, that's OK! :D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

sure...as soon as I figure out how to smuggle it out of the country and convert it.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh at least two of those could definitely spank me (I'd be afraid of Armstrong)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

whoo hoo

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahhaha good is in the eyes of the beholder

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll take it in dollars. Give the suitcase to the dubious-looking Cockney sitting in the corner at that semi-deserted sports bar, and I'll take care of the rest.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Ed's still hiding.

That'd be a great kickline.

"These kicks have been taught to me by great-grandmother Bernell, who was a dancer of great renown, due to the particular style of high kicks she used, passed down through the Armstrong family line for generations...for martial arts training."

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

works for me. I'll send Amrstrong tarted up like he was in the above mentioned dream

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i never get tired of that icon of yours

Ed, come out of there.

And SNORT. Exactly. You just know Garfiel dressed them all and did their makeup

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

It's such a great icon. I wish I could see the actual scene from the game, whichever game it's from.

I think you should write this as a holiday snippet for a fund raising or something....

Ed's going to transmute my fingers so I can't type now

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

is that where it's from? I wondered

hahahahaha

I have to dress in a show girl outfit???-roy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

It's for charity, sir - Riza

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

why isn't edward doing this - ROy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Because he's underage - Riza - Don't worry, Winry has something suitably embarrassing for him.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh good. What - Roy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

She said she's auctioning off a date with him - Riza

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

she thinks there is someone that insane -roy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Actually...yes - Riza

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

poor thing...hey are men allowed to buy him - Roy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

You'd have to speak to Miss Rockbell about that - Riza

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i will -roy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Try not to traumatize him too much - Riza

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i make no promises- roy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Miss Rockbell is deadly accurate with a wrench, sir. If you break Edward, she might decide to hurt you back - Riza

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i'll keep it in mind -roy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Do. I've just about got you trained the way I want - Riza

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i could probably use a little more discipline-roy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you could. But you're not for sale, even for a night - Riza

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

good thing - roy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I have plans - Riza

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

better yet -roy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

As I'm sure Winry does - Riza