because i'm supposed to be writing big bang or cleaning house

[cornerofmadness]

i'm doing meme's instead.

1. Provide a picture and name of 3 people/characters.
2. Label which you would marry, fuck, and kill.
3. Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
4. Post this meme with your answers.


enemytosleep gave me Roy, Lavi & Kaname



This isn't too hard, at least when it comes to who to kill. THere isn't anyone in Vampire Knights I want to spare. They now annoy me just that much. Sorry Kaname, you are the least annoying of the bunch but still, you're the one who has to die.



Now it gets harder. WHo to marry and who to fuck. You know, given the flexibilty of these two, those don't have to be exclusive things. But in the end, poor Lavi will eventually have to become the remote and isolate Bookman. I'll go with marrying Roy. Who knows, I could become first lady that way. You know he's got to be pretty fiery in bed and he's smart as a whip so that's a good thing. He's got the dark looks I like as well so Roy would be the smart choice. He's got loyal men (am I sharing with Riza? Hmmm that's ok too) and my mother in law would totally kick ass.




As for delightfully young, barely legal Lavi, take a look at him. He's just so damn cute and I don't even like redheads. He's bubbly. He's fun. He's limber and acrobatic and he's no dummy either. Imagine the enthusiasm he brings to bed. It would be tiring in all the best ways




note: both the pictures of Roy and Lavi (along with one of the Saiyuki boys) are used to cover up the glass in my door so I can hide from students if need be

Comments

[enemytosleep]

Aw, poor Kaname (he is pretty though).

First Lady could be really fun. Plus you'd get to look at his subordinates all day (can we say Riza and Jean? Dayum.).

Lavi is all about the one nighter (or a second night if you're around). So long as Panda doesn't find out.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Kaname has seriously become the only one i can stand (I gave up around book 6)

Roy has fun subordinates, yes he does. I'd have to slap a few nicotine patches on Jean's ass though.

That Panda finds out things way too easily. Poor Lavi

[enemytosleep]

I stopped at the point where the anime left off (where Kaname and Yuuki leave the school). It was getting too annoying for me. I love Aidou, though. *squishes him*

Jean would really enjoy it if you put it on his ass.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i'm not sure i got that far in the manga. Aidou, he's the one who has a massive crush on Kaname isn't he? That ship made more sense. Yuuki is another one that started out promising as a female then ended up more wishy than Lenalee.

Jean would.

[enemytosleep]

Aidou is the cute little sparkly, blonde one that totally has a thing for Kaname (and can we blame him?). Yuuki could have been great, but wasn't. Especially after she awakened. Bleh. Zero is all sort for angsty, emo fun though.

(I swear I am actually working on my Big Bang right now. Honest.).

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah I rather liked Aidou. I never got as far as Yuuki awakening. I gave up when she totally disobeyed Kaname's warnings at a vamp party and nearly died. I'm like dear god she's stupid.

i am too, up to 38K....

[enemytosleep]

Yeah..Yuuki isn't the brightest.

*sobs* Though I am just under 16K now. It feels good to not worry about the word min anymore. Now I jsut need to finish it in time to have it beta'd.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Now I jsut need to finish it in time to have it beta'd.

THIS will be the problem. oh yes

[enemytosleep]

I am done with my art piece, and am nearing the end of my story. I promised to beta Bob Fish's, but if there is time left, I could grab a few chapters to help out perhaps? I know ELD will have her hands full with a full novel to go through.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

nods thanks. Actually more importantly to me, other than the quick once thru you and Bobfish gave the threesome all my betas for that are busy too. Waah

ELD and I have stories of competeing length

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

I just said most of that about Lavi before reading this but after enemy tagged me with him. That's a cute pic - and look, it's Ed's belt buckle from NSI! (enemy nerded with me about Ed's dress sense so will be happy)

Oh, and in my country he's been legal for a whole two years. Rejoice!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha ah poor Lavi, he and Ed might share dress sense.

yes it's what 16 there? I know it is in Ireland (in an original fic YA, I moved a poor Irish boy to Madison WI where he found out he's no longer legal to do anything)

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

NIce door covers.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

they are. y ou want to play?

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I asked Enemy to give me a set.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

k

[enemytosleep]

It depends on the state. NY and MA, 16 is consenting age. ^_^ I was so not counting down to being 16, no I wasn't.

[enemytosleep]

When is threesome story due? I can comb through it. Maybe Bob and I can split it up and distract ourselves with it. :D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

march 1st. that would be helpful but if you don't, i understand. we all have so many darn deadlines right now

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i think in WI you can be 16 with permission but 18 over all. I think (at least when I researched it) you could be 16 and drink in Ireland. Killian misses that more. He actually doesn't want sex

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

In the UK, it's sixteen for gay and straight sex (lesbian sex=no age of consent. Doesn't legally exist, man), eighteen for drinking. However, in practice most people who do drink are drinking in pubs from sixteen onwards (not as hot on ID as in the States. Drink-driving is much less common here, though, even teenagers are mostly sensible about it). Age of consent for both drinking and sexing are lower in some parts of Europe. My Spanish buddy sara_rojo told me the age of consent for sex in Spain is twelve.

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

I'm up for this! If we split it half and half we should both have time. What do you want it combed for specifically - style, grammar and typos, or stuff like description and pacing?

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

TWELVE.

*is horrified*

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Go ahead and give me a set anyway. :D

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

In Spain's defence, I must say that, um ... the food's nice? Almodovar films are good?

I do like your icon. I think the answer to Ed's question depends on the condition of his automail at the current moment. XD

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Still. Dealing with pregnant 11 and 12 year olds in my old job makes me horrified of kids having sex at that age.

I found it this a.m. while looking for something else and decided I needed a new icon. Winry's stuck her nose in the air and says it's not just the condition of his automail.

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously nobody wants to see that. When the age of consent has been debated in the UK (for instance when it was lowered for gay sex from 21 to 18, then 16 to match the age for straight sex) then the issue that comes up is whether higher legal ages of consent do make teenagers less likely to have sex and/or protect them from predatory adults. I'm not defending the Spanish law, but I think that the best ways of protecting teenagers and encouraging them to make responsible choices are quite a complicated subject, probably better tackled in a lengthy article than in a comment thread? Not picking you up for commenting, which was fair enough, but I just wanted to reassure you that I do think about these things.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

all of the above and thanks. Actually let me have tonight to fix it up with what you guys have already said then I can send it to you.

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Cool! I guess you have both our emails already. We can split it ourselves and then get back to you. I'll get to my half tomorrow night when Helen starts nights.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I think Japan has a relatively high one (given the stuff that comes out of there manga-wise)

Hmm so lesbian sex doesn't exist legally...

I think there might be less drunk driving since you have much better public transit than we do or maybe you're just wiser

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

sounds good. yeah i have them somewhere i'm sure (i have yours and i have enemy's yahoo chat which should give me hers)

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Japan's sex and censorship laws never cease to amaze me. You can't show pubic hair but you can have the most spectacular range of pervy things.

Not in the UK it doesn't. There's an old urban legend that it didn't end up illegal because when she came to sign the law, Queen Victoria didn't get how two ladies could do it, and nobody wanted to explain to her. Apparently this is sadly untrue.

London has good public transport but where I come from in the sticks, we always had to get cabs or drive home. We were drinking in pubs from fifteen/sixteen, but once people started driving at seventeen, there was always a designated driver, usually the same person most of the time because the poor sod was the only person with the car. Bear in mind that the sticks in most of the UK isn't anything like as remote as in the USA - you're usually within half an hour's walk/a five minute drive of the next village. I think more of a car culture in the US is definitely a factor. I've noticed visiting friends in LA too. The designated driver has one less cocktail than everyone else, and I weep with terror.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

okay

Angel

that curly haired Dr. Who

Ed

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Cool!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes i've given up on figuring out Japan

ah i see. I could walk for a day and barely be to the next town. but yes here in teh states, they love to play loose with the designated driver issue. It's stupid

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Oh, Japan. They give us lots of fun things. And a few that are scary.

You guys have some truly amazing wilderness, though. There's just nothing like the Grand Canyon or Yellowstone anywhere else in the world. And such an incredible range of climates and natural beauty in one country. I'm not sure how much that consoles you when you're trying to get a reliable broadband connection, but still?

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Probably my natural kneejerk reaction to having dealt with kids having babies.

Nah, you and I have discussed this previously. But thanks. :D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i've never actually been to either place, believe it or not, even though I'm very well traveled. I'm less traveled out west and often I was tehre on business. Ah someday.

America really does have some cool stuff. Then again I'd like to roll along the ley lines of England and visit various standing stones throughout the UK

also, just came back from Welsh class and am wondering how they came up with such a brutal language

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Done. (http://evil-little-dog.livejournal.com/431451.html)