make the crack bunny go away

[cornerofmadness]

I can't sleep. I'm exhausted but I can't sleep

SO I pop in the first DVD I grab off the shelf.

It's The Rocky Horror Picture Show

And the crack begins. Make it stop. Please make it stop because I can't get it out of my mind. The FMA crew getting to see Rocky Horror.

Ed - he's making a MAN in his lab? Wait why was there NO rebound?

Roy & Al - Everyone in this show is disturbingly hot

Riza - rolls eyes

Armstrong - You call THAT flexing (gets up to do his own rendition of Rocky's part during the Charles Atlas song

Ed - Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh, hey Colonel Shit, that sounds like you when Hawkeye lets you off your leash. You're definitely an erotic nightmare

Roy - Now the only thing I've come to trust is an orgasmic rush of lust. You know, I'd look good in fishnets and heels

AL - you would

Ed - AL!

Winry - at least he's willing to experiment Ed.

Roy - You'd make a perfect Brad, Ed. So. Damn. Uptight.

Riza - I think I'm going team up with Riff Raff and kill you all.

I can't get it out of my head. WAAAAH

Comments

[randomcheeses.livejournal.com]

You have broken my brain.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i'll consider that a good night's work

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

NEEDS. TO. BE. WRITTEN OUT IN SCRIPT FORMAT.

...with art.

...just sayin'.

Of course, GILES is over here in the corner, shaking his head and muttering Ed's far too short to be Dr. Frank N. Furter.

Winry agrees - and mentions that automail is hell on fishnet stockings.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

GO AWAY I want it to stop

and I'm no artist.

Yes Giles you're right. I'm pretty sure Roy is coveting the role of Frank.

Ed can be Brad all uptight clueless and virginal

Winry can be Janet

I guess that leaves Riza as Magenta

and Armstrong as Rocky

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I am NOT the man with no neck - Maes - Havoc's in a wheel chair, he can be that character

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes I've thought of THAT too

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA.

Winry says there's NO WAY she's sleeping with Armstrong, though.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

haahahahaha that IS a frightening proposition

Roy has HUGE eyes just thinking about it too

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Pinako, mind you, is rubbing her hands together and cackling

Ed and Winry are screeching they don't want to KNOW.

Al's being quiet and thoughtful and interested.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

poor Al and Pinako no real open roles for them outside of 'party goer'. Pinako could be the church attendant

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Who's Riff Raff? - Al, hopeful

[salomesensei.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Wait, why not simply write the actual crackfic. Roy as Frank, Ed as Rocky, Maes and Gracia as RiffRaff and Magenta... Hmmm, or Ed and Winry Brad and Janet and Havoc as Rocky...

Must be written.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

see i knew people would want me to write this.

points at other responses, there was an even scarier idea for Rocky

[salomesensei.livejournal.com]

Well, of course, homonculi come to mind. Greed, Envy. Eddie could be Sloth! LOL

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahahaha yes Sloth would make a good Eddie

wonders who to make Dr. Scott and Columbia

[salomesensei.livejournal.com]

Well, if Roy is Eddie than Riza is Columbia, but if Sloth is Eddie than Lust is Columbia.

Dr. Scott? Dr. Marcos!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah Dr. Marcoah was my thought too for Dr. Scott.

Hmmm for that matter Scar could be Rocky...

Lust would make a good Columbine.

Al ...you have no role, sweetie

[salomesensei.livejournal.com]

Al is Brad's best man at the wedding?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

or one of the party-goers of Frank...

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

That was kind of awesome, though.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha i think the others thought so too

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

Where you live, have you ever heard the song "Sweet Transvestite" referred to as "Sweet T"? I mentioned it and wildrider kept trying to convince me it was my own imagination. I know I heard it at Rocky shows around here.

What about your area? (BTW, "Sweet Transvestite" is an instant song leech--or earworm, or whatever you call it.)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

no, can't say I've heard of it as Sweet T

but yes i've been singing that stupid song for 3 days now

[ishte.livejournal.com]

This is just so filled with awesomeness. Hee hee.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks. That's what everyone seems to think