the devil in a fur coat

[cornerofmadness]

I'm bleeding from wrist to finger tips and ankles to toes. If Kanda sees bare skin he assumes it's there for him to play with. evil_little_dog called me and he was sitting in my lap as we talked, lying on his back, mouth open all four sets of claws out and waiting for me to put a finger in there.

Later he sat on me and started sucking on my shirt. I realized he was after the BBQ sauce I spilled on it. He got most of the stain out too. Go kitty spit. Ling on the other hand is drifting away from me. Partly I think because he needs neutered partly because Kanda's very pregnant feral mom is back and she's beating all the males off the porch and I just want her to go away or at least to my neighbors who insist on keeping her close. More power to them but only if they get her fixed.

I feel awful today. I could have gone to sleep by mid afternoon. Now I'm nauseated even though I hardly ate all day.

Anyone want to beta a cracky piece of crap goodness I plan to write for evil_little_dog's birthday?

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Kittens = Teh Ev01 !!

But yay for kitty spit.

Aww, Ling, you poor dude.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes they are evil

Ling's not been in more than a half hour all week. Kanda is under my chair purring because i just fed him hair ball meds (theymust put kitty crack in that stuff)

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Poor Ling.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i know

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

Time for Soft Paws and a squirt gun.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I haz a supersoaker. I have used it for teaching purposes before