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cornerofmadnessWhenever my progesterone/estrogen levels begin their surge upward, I dream. I dream weird. This morning’s dream was a doozy. Much of the beginning of it didn’t survive waking up. I do know ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
evil_little_dog and I were somewhere shopping and touring around in a pedestrian mall. Through all this I see cameras and wonder what movie they’re filming.
At some point, we were heading down the street when we hear sounds and see flashes of someone fighting. ELD says ‘I don’t like the looks of that.’ COM – ‘looks of what?’ ELD (pointing) Think there could be gangs around here? COM naturally does the smart thing by going to investigate. It’s not gangs. It’s a martial arts tournament in an outdoor field. It’s from India. ELD goes bouncing over to smooze for her boss and his tournament. I go next door to look at Indian jewelry and art.
Finally I get bored, tell ELD I’m going home. I’m renting a home. Apparently I’m doing well enough to rent a mansion that has a full roman bath. So I’m bathing then decide to swim to the other side of the bath around a bend. I go under and see this dark-skinned foot. Me and the other person both shoot up right doing that cartoony hands across naked chest thing. I stare at the kid and realize it’s Jaden Smith. My first thought is OMG I’m going to go to jail for being naked with a kid and the second is, WTF is Jaden Smith doing in my house.
It turns out it’s some reality show thing that they cleared with my landlord but he didn’t tell me (I must still have the same landlord I do now). We hurriedly dress and the kid explains it all to me. I can’t remember the title of the show but in the dream I didn’t recognize it any how. Jaden was rather put out by that but I assure him I don’t watch much tv (lie) but that I will go see Karate Kid (okay rent). As we’re talking and fretting that there could have been hidden cameras in the bath, I learn the kid doesn’t really want to be doing this show and that he’s tired of working so hard and just wants to rest and eat real food.
I put him in the living room to watch TV and go make him dinner. I call mom while I’m doing this and she’s so excited. Apparently she knows the show (uh huh, like she’d watch reality tv). She wants me to go put this all on the show’s blog and I’m like I’m not putting I was in the tub with a 12 year old on a blog. Then I woke up.
Again…wtf brain?
Speaking of idiot landlords, last night I realized the guy he had doing the powerwash tore a hole in my screen six inches long. Naturally it’s on the hard to deal with window. Either I have to move all the computer stuff for them to get in here or they’ll be standing in my garden outside. Sigh.
evil_little_dog and I were somewhere shopping and touring around in a pedestrian mall. Through all this I see cameras and wonder what movie they’re filming.At some point, we were heading down the street when we hear sounds and see flashes of someone fighting. ELD says ‘I don’t like the looks of that.’ COM – ‘looks of what?’ ELD (pointing) Think there could be gangs around here? COM naturally does the smart thing by going to investigate. It’s not gangs. It’s a martial arts tournament in an outdoor field. It’s from India. ELD goes bouncing over to smooze for her boss and his tournament. I go next door to look at Indian jewelry and art.
Finally I get bored, tell ELD I’m going home. I’m renting a home. Apparently I’m doing well enough to rent a mansion that has a full roman bath. So I’m bathing then decide to swim to the other side of the bath around a bend. I go under and see this dark-skinned foot. Me and the other person both shoot up right doing that cartoony hands across naked chest thing. I stare at the kid and realize it’s Jaden Smith. My first thought is OMG I’m going to go to jail for being naked with a kid and the second is, WTF is Jaden Smith doing in my house.
It turns out it’s some reality show thing that they cleared with my landlord but he didn’t tell me (I must still have the same landlord I do now). We hurriedly dress and the kid explains it all to me. I can’t remember the title of the show but in the dream I didn’t recognize it any how. Jaden was rather put out by that but I assure him I don’t watch much tv (lie) but that I will go see Karate Kid (okay rent). As we’re talking and fretting that there could have been hidden cameras in the bath, I learn the kid doesn’t really want to be doing this show and that he’s tired of working so hard and just wants to rest and eat real food.
I put him in the living room to watch TV and go make him dinner. I call mom while I’m doing this and she’s so excited. Apparently she knows the show (uh huh, like she’d watch reality tv). She wants me to go put this all on the show’s blog and I’m like I’m not putting I was in the tub with a 12 year old on a blog. Then I woke up.
Again…wtf brain?
Speaking of idiot landlords, last night I realized the guy he had doing the powerwash tore a hole in my screen six inches long. Naturally it’s on the hard to deal with window. Either I have to move all the computer stuff for them to get in here or they’ll be standing in my garden outside. Sigh.
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Date: 2010-06-10 02:23 pm (UTC)And yes, Boss would be very upset if I didn't go schmooze for him.
(Dozy? Do you mean 'Doozy'?)
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Date: 2010-06-10 02:26 pm (UTC)yes I'm sure
and yes i did
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Date: 2010-06-10 03:25 pm (UTC)Depending on the type of window, you'll probably have to move your computer stuff. Most windows dismantle from the inside for security's sake.
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Date: 2010-06-10 04:35 pm (UTC)yeah that's what I was thinking about the window but nothing about this place is right...
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Date: 2010-06-11 12:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-11 01:02 am (UTC)