ARGH!

[cornerofmadness]

UPS has decided to be butt heads. They want to come to the HOUSE to inspect the packages. Okay I'm fine with that but IF they decide it was damaged I have to go after Office Depot and not UPS for it. Excuse me. Office Depot was the drop box. THEY'RE not the ones who crushed the shit out of everything I own UPS.

And then, bless them, the agency who wanted to look at my novel sent me an email asking why I hadn't emailed it to them. I DID. ARGH! Freaking email got lost. Thankfully they wanted it enough to ask again. Am reemailing it AND mailing it hard copy if that doesn't work.

Going to work off my bad mood...which translates into making a test for my students on monday.

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Comments

[vampedvixen.livejournal.com]

I want a signed copy when you do get it published (and I know that you will, I've got faith in you and all that jazz).

[http://users.livejournal.com/_touched/]

rotfl. poor students they just don't know what's coming when they get that test on Monday, now do they? stupid UPS. poor Office Depot. poor you.

[yseultdb.livejournal.com]

UPS has decided to be butt heads

And here I thought they already were.

I did not know that you had finished a novel and an agency wants to see it and I'm showing how much I haven't been around, aren't I?

*sigh*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Well I didn't make MUCh mention of it just in case it goes belly up. I've been trying to sell this novel for 5 luckless years

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Yes, and it's a TOUGH test too, digestive, renal and respiratory. It'll be fair though (and it's all multiple choice so...)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much and it's yours.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I do remember at the store there was something about you had to contact the store about ruined merchandise...which made no sense at the time unless UPS sez...well, what CAN they say? They're the transport/shipper, not the drop off.

Makes no sense to me, either.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

It honestly makes NO sense. Okay I have way too much fucking lotion, make up and body products and how often do you even see me USE this stuff. I'm using it all. I'm going to be the smelliest oilest girl in the north woods (people QUIT sending me lotions!)

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I'm using it all. I'm going to be the smelliest oilest girl in the north woods

No comment. *eg*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Bears will be after me. I'll smell that good

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you want bears after you? Isn't that kind of a drastic way to get out of paying back your loans?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

At least I'll go out in a blaze of glory. Okay is lotion supposed to make your skin burn like you're hold a match to it?

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I'd say a blaze of pain, myself but whatever. :-)

Lotion is only supposed to burn if it's exfoliating down to the bone.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Hmmm a) allergy b) Florida heat has changed chemical composition

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

C: Exfoliation clear down to the bone! When you want that "Just Dead!" look.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

It certainly felt like C all over my face...however my skin looked really good afterwards.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Pretty exfoliation! Pretty!

Of course, isn't that why all that money is spent on cosmetics?

Did you get a package today?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

How would i know? I dont' go to the post office. It's like 7 miles in teh wrong direction? I'll go look tomorrow.

ANd yes, that is why we spend the big bucks on cosmetics

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