Is that a penis in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[cornerofmadness]

It's a penis. I'm rarely happy to see people. I had to carry several models from my lab back to the other larger lab where they are stored. I shoved the scrotum and penis into my scrub shirt's pocket but naturally it doesn't fit in there in such a way to be hidden. I didn't give it a thought until I walked into R's lab and realized she was testing my students (she does my lab this semester).

Their eyes light up. DOC! (they like me) blink blink. Is that a PENIS in your pocket? Yes, yes it is. Why do you have a penis in your pocket? You do NOT want to know (it was part of the lab exam and want to know how many people looked at the tagged testicle and told me it was the 'head of the scrotum' and in case I didn't know WTF that was added in 'penis'. Um..... WHAT??? Forget being in an anatomy class. How did you get to be 20 years old and not know that is a testicle? And WTF is the 'head of the scrotum'

And you should have heard the uproar when the ones who refused to dissect learned that they would have to don gloves and actually touch it to find the numbered pins I hid inside as part of the exam.






this is the leg that cracked me in the head and arm. Yes I am bruised, thank you

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[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

I'm rarely happy to see people.

*rofl* You're such a ray of sunshine.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

aren't I though? I 'm Mary freaking Poppins

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

You so are. You need to get a Magic Murder Bag. :P

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I like the sound of that

[enemytosleep]

Well, where else are you supposed to keep your penis?

[seatbeltdrivein.livejournal.com]

LOL Best first two sentences ever. Also lolworthy is "head of the scrotum". That sounds like something mutated off the scrotum >_>

0_0 That leg looks it could do some damage. You aren't concussed, are you?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

haha thanks

yeah i'm not sure what the head of teh scrotum is but i know i've never seen one

probably a little concussed but i'm more worried about the arm. that really hurts

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. the pocket is a perfectly good place

[ital-gal.livejournal.com]

raotfl. i want to say something witty but all i can do is laugh and laugh and laugh.


as you know, a while back there was "the new math" and when I was a kid there was some sort of new way to teach spelling (as a result, I still cannot) perhaps "head of the scrotum" is part of "the new anatomy"

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Seconding seatbeltdrivein. You have outdone yourself, the first two lines were amazing.

Reuse them in a story!

What were they complaining about touching? A model penis? They are going to love actual nursing, I can tell.

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

Read the books. You might find a different view of Mary Poppins then. *grin*

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I think you should put a lamp shade on top of the leg personally, because then it would be even more awesome.

[winters-queen.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* Seriously? Granted I'm going out on a limb and think that they aren't hugely actively with sex but you can't tell me that they haven't looked at SOMETHING at some point and known what was what.

I...really...is it too much to ask if they do get jobs that you list where they are working so we have a warning about where not to go if we need medical attention?

(I so need a Fail of Facepalm icon.)

[rain-oubliette.livejournal.com]

"And you should have heard the uproar when the ones who refused to dissect learned that they would have to don gloves and actually touch it to find the numbered pins I hid inside as part of the exam."

Oh God. A squeamish nursing student. Fail them. Fail them HARD!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

some of them have kids. This might explain how accidents happen...

or send my kids for an education (I have a lot of teachers in this class too)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahahaha, sick

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh really? I've never read the books I must confess

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Mom agrees with the lampshade on top of the leg thing:


but without the fishnet stockings? XD

She laughed at the penis story, too.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort didn't 0_mother_0 just buy that for her hubby?

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Probably? I wouldn't be surprised.

Also, I read your post to Boss and he was laughing.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

That's a hell of a leg.

And great image of you walking around with a dick in your pocket.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that leg makes them weep since they have to know every superficial muscle on it and a couple deep

i forgot to mention I was wearing my Peanuts scrub top

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

They're good, but don't go into them expecting Julie Andrews. QUITE a different take on the character...!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hmmm now i'm very interested

[medelle.livejournal.com]

Came here from evil_little_dog's rec.

Personally I think you should have put it in a box, because then you could have had dick in a box. :D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha, dick in a box

[medelle.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'll be here all night - try the fish! :-)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha

[medelle.livejournal.com]

So I Googled "scrotum head" because well, I have this compulsive habit wherein I google things I've never heard of before.

According to Urban dictionary, scrotum head is the name of a band. It is also another name for a Marine, which to me puts a whole other spin on don't ask don't tell. :D

evil_little_dog said I had to relay these to you so... here I am doing my civic duty. :)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah i've not heard that in reference to a marine...geez

[medelle.livejournal.com]

I had not either.

Learn something new every day I suppose. :)

Btw, if you don't mind, I'd like to add you to my friends list. I think we have similar senses of humor and it seems we have a few people in common.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

indeed.

nope, i don't mind at all.

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

I know some men who claim their wives keep their penis' in their pockets -- but this is the first time I ever heard of it being literal.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha well sometimes that's the best place for them