Food/eating Drabbles

[cornerofmadness]

This was rather fun. As always Mr. Whedon owns all. All are Pg-13 except one R that will be marked. We have a mixed back of Angel/Spike, Dawn/Spike and Connor. Enjy

Connor - Quor-Toth

Food was always a problem, especially in the winter months. Steven enjoyed hunting for him and Father but sometimes the pickings were lean. He was determined this was not go hungry another night. He could survive it but Steven worried about Father.

The snow would make it easier. Steven followed the tracks through the woods the best he could, sticking to the trees, swinging from branch to branch so he wouldn’t leave tracks of his own for a bigger carnivore to follow. Just ahead he spotted his prey, a fat grass-muncher. He drew back his bow, smiling. Dinner was served.

* dedicated to the slain hunters here in Wisconsin.

Connor - S4

Connor had quickly learned you couldn’t live on donuts alone, at least not according to Cordelia. However, she was also against him stealing food. He wasn’t sure how else he was expected to get it. He had no money.

"Are you starting dinner?" Cordy asked.

"Almost got it skinned," he said, proud of his solution to their problem. He simply fell back on his childhood methods of providing dinner.

Cordy ran into the kitchen, eyes wide. "Skinned?"

He held up the rats he had killed in the alley below. "Fresh meat."

Connor was unprepared for the screams. Scratch one rat stew.

Connor - Post Not Fade Away

Sunny had turned him on to it. Connor would never forget his first taste, sweet, mouth-watering. Fred had kept him constantly supplied. Gunn would just sit back and marvel about how she and Connor could put it down without gaining an ounce. Cordy hadn’t helped his addiction much, with her penchant for a certain kind of donut. It was one of the few things from his former life that Vail had left intact. Connor poured the warm, sticky fluid all over Faith’s breasts and stomach, licking a long trail down her body. She giggles. Who said men didn’t like chocolate?

 

Angel & Spike S 5

"Buffy couldn’t get why with all the pig’s blood I had, I still looked whenever a human was bleeding," Spike said as Angel took two mugs of blood out of the microwave.

Angel handed one to Spike. "I know. Faith and Cordy didn’t get it either. You try to explain the differences in the taste and they just make faces. And the old blood the hospital throws out is close but it has the chemicals in it."

"I tried explaining that and got the look." Spike sighed.

"At least Buffy never put cinnamon in your blood," Angel said.

Spike shuddered.

Dawn/Spike S5
"Maybe if you were a little less experimental, pet, it might help," Spike said as Dawn cleaned the kitchen, fat tears rolling down her face.
"But I tried so hard. No one would even eat it," Dawn moaned. "I’m going to fail home ec! Why do I even have to take such a female repression class anyhow?"
Spike shrugged, lighting up. "Don’t look at me. Blood’s the only food I need."
"You’re not helping." She wiped her face.
Spike blew smoke-rings. "Fine. Let’s watch the cooking channel, Bit, and find you a better recipe than chocolate-smothered catfish fingers."

as always X-posted to open_on_sunday

Comments

[makd.livejournal.com]

Love - to the third power - the Spike and Angel convo. Just wonderful. Ya know, I really am getting into these two together. They really are marvelous, and no buffy-rivalry to cut into their relationship, so what we have are two champions, snarking, fighting, bantering, and doing their best to atone. lovely.

I liked the others, but must say the Spike and Angel really had me smiling.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Actually I love writing Spike/Angel(us) in the whole bantering way (see Once Upon a Midnight Dreary) because they're so much fun.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

"Chocolate-smothered catfish fingers"?

Hey....

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

go ahead. Poison yourself

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of the family, myself. Mom'll eat nearly anything covered in chocolate.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Well if you want to inherit faster....

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

There isn't that much to inherit and you know it.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

True.

[tinpanalley.livejournal.com]

These were all great, but, of course, I loved Spike, Dawn and the Food Channel!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Thanks. That one is quite popular with lots of folks.

[natgel.livejournal.com]

These are great, I loved the third one and the second one made me giggle :) Oh, I need more Connor icons.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'm glad you liked them. Rat Stew is getting gigles everywhere. Poor COnnor.

I'll be looking forward to them when you make them,