This day has to end and it's not even noon. I open the curtains to see it's snowed three inches. Out to shovel the walk. Hand is now so numb I can't hold the shovel so I'm using one hand and a foot to do this task. Student loans called me to tell me they're suing me again. I keep telling them I'm disabled but since I'm not 100% disabled they don't care. They won't mail me the paperwork. TWO years this has been going on. Today she goes well we could FAX it. Listen dumb fucks, why didn't you say so two years ago? I wonder if I can get Oprah to take pity on me and put me on the show for donations at this point.
