meme's to make me smile

[cornerofmadness]

because I need to dammit. Both meme's taken from all over my flist.

Go look at your blog journal. Find the last Fandom-related thing you posted. The characters in that post are now your team-mates in the Zombie Apocalypse. How fucked are you?

Hmm Roy, Aunt Chris and the girls. Frankly, I wouldn't bet against them in a zombie attack. Those girls know how to handle themselves and the flame alchemist is no slouch (okay he's still a teen here but he knows some alchemy). I might be pretty well safe. Give me a shotgun and we're set. And technically the last written word thing I put in there was my OWN demon hunter series (and it has fans, yes it does) Temple, Caleb, Agni and Li were born to ruin the days of the supernatural baddies. Can I have Temple's tommy gun?


Give me a character's name and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.

For an extra challenge, pick characters you know I'm really fond of. Anyone can tell you reasons not to date Cthulhu, after all.

Comments

[raceulfson.livejournal.com]

Captain Kirk

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

1. he has a funny way of talking. All those dramatic pauses would drive me nuts. Can you just imagine his soliloquies in bed?

2. You can't trust him not to cheat on you. There are reasons he never visit the same star system twice. He's afraid of getting hit up for child support.

3. He's too vain. I mean, the toupe. Be bald, be proud. Just look at Picard.

[raceulfson.livejournal.com]

True, true. But he has charisma, is brilliant and brave, and has a great job with lots of benefits for dependents... and he's never home.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you know you're right, I would have my space and he did have a nice chest

[bay115.livejournal.com]

Maes Hughes! (I'm so mean, lol)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that IS mean

1. Let's see, he's a bit tall and lanky for me. I like lanky but I like them shorter.

2. He's so damn silly. While I probably need someone silly, it would annoy me after a while.

3. he's keep all the important stuff to himself. How am I supposed to know what's going on and help him if he won't share?

(that said I'd still probably sleep with him)

[bay115.livejournal.com]

Great responses there. Haha, I'll probably be annoyed of his silliness after a while too.

Speaking of Hughes, I got your email over your ladyfest stuff and I should respond with a couple plot bunny ideas later tonight/tomorrow.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i'd probably be a lot like Roy when Maes gets silly

okay cool. No rush I'm editing my pirate story since it has to get to the publisher by monday.

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

Winry Rockbell!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

1. Ed's a really jealous sort of guy. I'm not sure I'd want to risk poaching his girl.

2. Winry and I have the same temper. One of us would end up dead.

3. She's a gear head. Gear head talk doesn't interest me.

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee. "Yes, your wrenches are CUTE but after five minutes in your company I realize it's just like hanging out with dudes who are obsessed with modifying their cars. Do not want!"

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that's it exactly

[sun-arose.livejournal.com]

Roy Mustang. (Actually, I can think of all kinds of reasons not to date/sleep with him, and lots of reasons you would probably want him anyways, but I'm curious to see your response.)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

1. He's prettier than me. I just can't have that.

2. He and I would get into arguments over who is the smarter of the pair. Seriously, he'll think he is being a state alchemist and all, and I'll know I am. Of course that would mean we'd have to stop reading alchemy texts long enough to argue.

3. Roy is freaking high maintaince. Can there be any question of that? He would drive me nuts and I'd have to shoot him. I might not be Riza caliber any more but I'm still a good enough shot to get him.

(and I would totally sleep with Roy anyhow. He's completely my type)

[sun-arose.livejournal.com]

Same here on the sleeping-with thing. Thank you for not mentioning his womanizing stuff, because, um, that's not real...he is a flirt, though. :D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh he's definitely a flirt

[randomcheeses.livejournal.com]

Seeley Booth

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

1. He strikes me as a little too Christian in his daily life, based on the arguments with Tempe. I'm all for having faith in something but I like my faith more muted.

2. He has a kid which makes me nervous in that I'm not sure I would be a good stepmom (which I think says more about me than him)

3. His hair has always scared me (even when he was a souled vampire, just saying). It's like it's nearly alive and moving on its own.

4. just wanted to say, his job wouldn't bother me. I get tired of the women who can't handle police work interfering with their marriages on TV (which is kind of a cool thing about white collar, how many programs can i drag into one answer??)

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

His hair might like you and he might not.

...just sayin'.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that could be.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Riza Hawkeye.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

1. She's with Roy Mustang and either he'd want to join in (which okay) or he'll be very very angry.

2. we'd be so busy playing with her guns, nothing romantic would ever happen

3. our house would collapse under the weight of all our unopened boxes and the cats and dogs would be unhappy with each other

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

1. Yes, yes, he would. Definitely.

2. I can see that. It might lead to a turn on, though. XD

3. AHAHAHAHAH. I can see that even more than the first one.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

eh guns don't really turn me on but sadly yes, i'm more likely to die under my hoarding habits than I'm to get jumped by roy

that is the best icon evah and now demands a drabble to go with it

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Isn't it wonderful? XD XD XD I originally nabbed it for my RPG, because Winry and Tony Stark used to talk a lot...she never got to meet him as Ironman, though, so I never actually put it into her rotation.

Instead, I'll use the icon here!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

haahahha, fun

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I thought so!

[a-big-apple.livejournal.com]

Ranka Fujioka!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

1. once again I'm going with he's prettier than me. I can't wear the shoes he does. He'll be in my loli skirts and I won't be able to find them

2. he works in a club and will come home smelling with smoke. That is one thing I can not have.

3. he'd steal my make up and I pay too much for that

[a-big-apple.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, all good reasons.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

but he is a cutie and would probably be fun

[ital-gal.livejournal.com]

um Giles?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

aw but I want to sleep with Giles. Okay then

1. He's a good deal older than me and I do prefer them younger.

2. His is a high risk job that could spill over on me. I mean just look at Jenny. No thank you.

3. He has too many girls swirling around him needing stuff. Teenaged girls. I would lose what's left of my mind

[ital-gal.livejournal.com]

hehe, in fact I hesitated about putting Giles up as I think of him as a way old guy, but then I thought, well back in 1997, how old was he supposed to be, and relative to my age now... hmmmmmm

2.yes that is true, she was captured and/or inhabited hy demons on more than one occasion...

3. hahaha I hadn`t thought of this one, but oh so true.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah exactly, he's technically only 13 years older than me (which wow, I guess he isn't aging so well)

indeed she was and you know my luck. I'd be breakfast for someone

i teach now. I'm so sick of teenagers...