I think the Powers that Be are after me

[cornerofmadness]

Went to test my blood sugar. I do this twice a day. This time the needle goes in and blood goes everywhere. My finger swells up and turns purple. Guess the vasculitis was in my hand too because the vessel exploded and I have a hematoma the size of a grape on my middle finger. Sigh. (At least my blood sugar was okay).

THEN I go into the living room and manage to trip over my bullwhip and nearly knock myself out cold on the fireplace mantle. Two thoughts are going through my head a) I so do NOT want this on my tombstone 'she died with a bullwhip wrapped around her legs and her head split open.' and b) thank God I'm not naked because if I'm going to be found dead with a bullwhip around my ankles at least let me be clothed. Sigh.

borrowed from Rahirah (and note chaotic evil follows closely on the heels of what I ended up with.

You scored as True Neutral. A True Neutral person has two faces- either these people are merely apathetic, preferring to focus their minds on more important things, or these people truly believe in a balance of all things. To these people, there can be no light without some darkness. These people also have no dedication to, or intrinsic distrust of, laws. </td> True Neutral 60% Chaotic Evil 55% Neutral Evil 50% Lawful Evil 50% Lawful Good 50% Chaotic Good 50% Chaotic Neutral 50% Neutral Good 45% Lawful Neutral 35% What is your Alignment? created with QuizFarm.com

now I want to play D&D

Comments

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I read these things and I really worry about you. I wish there was some way you could go to a decent doctor and get fixed up properly.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I've been to so many doctors and no one knows exactly WHAT is wrong with me. They just agree something is.

[makd.livejournal.com]

okay; I'm reading this and getting the same feeling as a2zmom. I think, for starts, you need to rest more. And shovel snow less. And drink more hot chocolate.

And, why do you have a bullwhip? And, if you do have a bullwhip, why is it in the living room, rather than the be.... No: don't tell me why you have a bullwhip.

seriously: stop listening to Kelly Clarkson. You'd be much healthier listening to a little Clash or even the Dixie Chicks or Etta James...but no Kelly Clarkson.......;-\

[aaronlisa.livejournal.com]

And I thought I was accident prone.



And yeah I miss D&D, too bad we can't really set up an online game.

[scribesds.livejournal.com]

Jeez, Dana - you're having a rough time over there, aren't you? Is it always like this for you?

And... I just love the nonchalant way you threw in "manage to trip over my bullwhip" - I can't resist asking: 1) Why do you have a bullwhip 2) Can I play...?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Yes it's ALWAYS like this in my life. I'm the center of chaos.

1) I originally got the whip for a play I was stage managing and kept it for obvious reasons

2) sure why not

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm a hazard to myself.

I was wondering if there was an online D&D then realized if there was it probably cost $$$ to play. Technically you probably could rpg it in lj since I RP other things but it doesn't have the same feel

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

My life is quite the hazard.

As I told Scribes I have the whip because it was a stage prop back in the day when I was with the theatre but I kept it for fun. It's in the living room because all the boxes from FL are still in there in various stages of being unpacked.

And tell me about it. Kelly Clarkson is so not my normal listening materieal but here in the middle of the forest my stations are limited. This one will play the Clash right after Kelly some days. and at night the country station plays on 70's stuff which I don't like. Sigh. I need to replace this crushed stereo system so I can play the cd's

[scribesds.livejournal.com]

Yes it's ALWAYS like this in my life. I'm the center of chaos.

That sucks. And I thought I had problems...

1) Sounds logical to me!

2) Yippee!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

My life can be scary at times.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

What about if you were found nekkid with the bullwhip in hand and a young man...I should probably stop now.

Oh, and *giggle*

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

What is your Alignment? (http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=382)


I'm rather amused by "lawful good" and "chaotic neutral" coming in so close behind, not to mention tying with each other.

Re: Oh, and *giggle*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that's quite funny

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

he does me no good if I'm dead.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Depends if you're both found in the throes of amor, now, don't it?

K and I watched "Cops" and "AMW" last night in your honor.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

well thank you. I so miss my favorite show.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Last night's Cops theme was "Ho Ho Ho" - various hooker stings. Karen had to point it out to me. Boy, I must've been tired to not get that pun. She didn't manage to see the "Trannies Gone Wild" last week, either.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh no. I'm so disappointed to miss Trannies Gone WIld and even I got Ho Ho HO

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I said I was tired. :-(